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Last Tuesday we had the pleasure of having Timmy Boyle, Steve Geyer and a young man named Kevin at Hi-Way Church in Barrie, ON. This was a mother/daughter night. If I had have known what was in store I would have made it a family night! We laughed so hard our sides and cheeks hurt. Not once did I cringe at something said! How wonderful to sit and listen to humor that was based on funny material rather than smut used for shock value. We cannot wait for the next booking. We will all be there! Thanks Timmy!
Audience Member - Barrie, ON
Timmy opened for our sold out show with the Skit Guys. He was professional and molded his set to fit our time slot and evening. He did a great job reading and responding with the audience and I would highly recommend him.
Bruce Mackay, Mackay Insurance Brokers Inc.
Very funny! A down-to-earth guy with a ridiculous view of the way things are…It was absolutely our pleasure to have Timmy Boyle present!
Jenni Piette, owner of Scrapbooks by Design
Timmy Boyle takes us to the precipice of life and pushes us in, laughing all the way! Timmy is a master at taking life’s ordinary experiences and revealing the humourous moments.
Pastor Harry, MFVC
Thanks guys for a great show!!! I have heard only good comments about the show. Laughter is the best medicine and you were the pharmacy dispensing it. Thanks!!!!
Pastor Dave Schaubel, Stevensville UB Church
I called Timmy in the summer to begin organizing our school’s first ever comedy night. He was such a pleasure to deal with. He was very accommodating and even helped me to organize 2 more “clean” comedians for our event. With Timmy as our headliner, our comedy night was a huge success. People were belly laughing within minutes of Timmy taking the stage and didn’t stop until the end of the night. He was absolutely hilarious! I constantly have people coming up to me complimenting the show and asking when we’ll be doing the next one. His clean comedy act was perfect for a date night or an evening out with friends for a few, actually A LOT, of great laughs! I definitely look forward to working with Timmy again in the near future.
Sandy Burkhart, Guelph Community Christian School
I watched him walk slowly out on the stage, take a sip of orange juice, and proceed to blow the doors off the place. Wow.
Daren Streblow, Comedian & Host of “The Daren Streblow Comedy Show”
Timmy Boyle was very entertaining and provided a great family friendly atmosphere for our annual church event. Humour is a much needed gift and I had several people say that they needed that for their morning.
Pastor Tim Walker, Bradford Baptist Church
I had no idea what to expect with his comedy, and totally enjoyed his “take” on life. At times, I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face! If laughter is good medicine, then people should take a healthy dose of Timmy Boyle! And he has a neat wife, too!
Peggy B.
“Laughter is the best medicine and Timmy gave Durham Youth Housing & Support Services volunteers and supporters a good dose of it at our Volunteer Recognition Event.”
Jill Bates, Volunteer Co-Ordinator at Durham Youth Housing & Support Services
Thank you so much Timmy for your contribution to our Comedy Night fundraising event! True North Academy students and all of the guests in attendance just loved the entire show. You were a fabulous choice for our headlining act and thank you for recommending Wil Twynstra to open for us. According to all the feedback we have received, you were very captivating and extremely funny. It was nice to see such an entertaining show that was completely clean! It was a real pleasure to work with you leading up to and at the event. Our comedy night was a huge success not only thanks to your very funny comedy act but also because of your giving and compassionate spirit. A big thank you from myself and all the students at True North Academy!
Kelly Rivers, Event Co-Ordinator at True North Academy
I have thoroughly enjoyed every show (The Circuit) I’ve attended in Guelph. It is a grassroots, family-friendly activity that’s a pleasure to attend. The quality and quantity is worth the price of admission and more! Keep up the great work!
D. Inkster, Guelph
We enjoyed a great evening with Timmy, filled with laughter, at our Annual Youth Christmas Banquet. It was fantastic to book a comedian, knowing that the content would be clean. Laughter really is good medicine!
Rose Frey, Wallenstein Bible Chapel
We found Timmy Boyle to be very entertaining. He kept us laughing the whole time, especially during the live auction. How he could come up with something funny about each auction item on the spur of the moment was amazing!
Mary McKeown, Quinte Bible Chapel
Your performance at our October 17, 2015 Youth for Christ banquet was excellent. The evening was our fall fund raiser. After a wonderful dinner we were entertained my your great clean humour. We had a mixture of both young and old, who had lots of laughs with your jokes and satire. Your closing with Jeff our master of ceremonies as Sonny and you as Cher was hilarious. You filled our evening with lots of laughs and helped to make it a very memorable event. Wishing you continued success.
Patrick Heffernan, Chair of Cambridge YFC's Steering Team
This year we were looking for something different for our Annual General Meeting. We had received a recommendation from a colleague to see Timmy Boyle if we ever got a chance. The writer indicated that “they laughed until their cheeks hurt”. If you are ever looking for a comedian, reasonably priced, and one who performs clean, funny material that you can take your whole family to enjoy, Timmy Boyle is your guy. If you want to liven up an event, but still remain family-oriented (and PC), I would highly recommend TIMMY BOYLE. He will gear his show to suit your needs and you will “laugh until your cheeks hurt”.
J.E. Adams, Manager of Business & Finance for Community Living Meaford
It was our absolute delight, pleasure and privilege to have Timmy Boyle, Upstanding Comedy, entertain and inspire us at our 2010 FaithWriters’ Conference in Livonia, Michigan. We knew he would be very good, but he was outstanding. Timmy instantly built a rapport with his audience, had them laughing out loud, and he didn’t let up for a minute. It would be impossible to imagine a better way to start our conference. Timmy is the perfect icebreaker for any event, and his level of professionalism was outstanding. Yet, he was also completely approachable. FaithWriters.com has no hesitation recommending Timmy Boyle for any event looking for wholesome, family, hilarious entertainment. We loved him and would have him back in an instant.
Deb Porter, Breath of Fresh Air Publishing & Faithwriters(dot)com
I was laughing so hard at what he said I cried, but then picturing the things he left to the imagination I laughed hard enough off that as well. Good clean humor and with a slice of life on the side. GOOD JOB, TIMMY!
Joy M.
I would recommend having Timmy for any social event big or small. His wry sense of humour, and ability to make light of everyday life situations keeps you laughing at others and mostly yourself. We had Timmy for two recent events where people were fondly remembering and talking about his schtick for days after. You know it’s good when people are repeating the jokes. Clean, good humour at its best. Just remember to call or email him to book because he might not respond to texts as he is starting a movement to change modern texting practices-“LoL”
Pastor Deon Malloy, Center of Hope Int’l Church
“My stomach lurched as I waited for the act to start, not knowing fully if our congregation and community would share Timmy’s humour at our social/outreach event. I’d heard many good reports, but who really knew? And then the laughter started and didn’t stop. Bravo!”
L. Wilkinson, Volunteer at Bayfair Baptist - Pickering ON
Timmy Boyle takes the everyday happenings of life and finds the absolute, wonderful humor behind them. He can make a pile of dirty laundry tug a person’s insides until the laughter can no longer be held inside. I’ve seen him on three separate occasions, and he just keeps me laughing with good, clean humor. Life really is funny!
Linda S. Glaz – Agent, Hartline Literary Agency
Timmy Boyle is a gentleman and a true professional. He ‘read the room’ beautifully, and despite excess noise from a neighboring party, gave us a flawless performance. His content choices were perfect for the 50th anniversary occasion, and antics humourous for all ages. We’re still giggling thinking about it “Your comedian was hilarious!” “Brilliant! Unprecedented idea for a 50th wedding anniversary.”
Stephanie Kuhn & Guests, 50th Wedding Anniversary
Timmy was nothing short of amazing during our corporate event. I have never heard so much positive feedback from our staff and team of advisors after the show was over. It truly was a night to remember, and we WILL definitely be having him come back in the near future! On a personal note, my wife and I are big fans of comedy, and Timmy was the best performance we have ever seen!
Jamie Prickett, CEO of Experior Financial Group - Guelph ON
Stone church had the privilege of hosting Timmy Boyle at our Women’s ministry and L.I.F.E Group Christmas event. Our inter-generational group were blessed with laughter and good humor as Timmy entertained our group with good clean inventive humor that brought about laughter and a sense of enjoyment for all. We look forward to hosting Timmy again in the near future.
Lavern Gravis, Stone Church
Timmy Boyle is a class act. He performed at our 100% Pure Comedy night and rocked the stage. We have had nothing but positive feedback. I would highly recommend Timmy for your next event. He will have you LOLing all night.
Malcolm Hunt, Station Manager at UCB Canada 89.3 Chatham-Kent
We recently had Timmy Boyle come to our Church for a comedy night. I have to admit that I was a little nervous to bring in a comedian because what some people call “clean”, isn’t necessarily my definition of clean. However, I was very pleased with Timmy’s act and not only was he clean, he was very funny. We had nothing but positive feedback from all who attended. I thoroughly recommend him to your congregation.
Pastor Peter Spragg, Emmanuel Baptist Church
In February this year our local Knights of Columbus held a fund raising dinner. We had 424 people attend the event and everyone had a fantastic time. Being a Christian organization, it was important to have Clean Comedy and Timmy Boyle delivered. We raised 16,000.00 for a shelter to help pregnant teenagers have a choice, other than an abortion. It is an excellent way to raise money. In future we plan to have another show.
Paul Doiron, Knights of Columbus, 10631
I really enjoyed your show at Trinity-St Andrews United Church in Brighton. I would definitely recommend your show for ANY audience!
Lynda D.
Our church had a fantastic evening with Timmy Boyle and the Upstanding Comedy Show! It was a great event that we promoted widely in our community, with many newcomers attending. Timmy is a top-notch performer, and he also provided personal marketing support that went a long way towards making it a success. Everything was first-rate. Thank you Timmy!
Pastor Tim Strickland, Waverley Road Baptist Church
Timmy Boyle provides an offbeat sense of humour that delivers the laughs effortlessly every time.
John Hollingsworth, The Fidgets Improv

INSIDE TIMMY’S MIND:
A MUST READ FOR EVERY LITERATE PERSON

“I quickly foresee Inside Timmy’s Mind becoming
a national (or perhaps global) treasure!”

-Beth L. on Amazon

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Others on Timmy’s Mind:

“It’s fantastic! What a perfect outlet for Timmy’s comedic mind. It was an absolutely delightful and easy read. I love the randomness of it. Timmy has deep convictions about things that I’ve never even thought about before . . . all with hilarious results.”
Leland Klassen, Comedian

“If you agree that looking like Edward from Twilight is a bad thing, that the twelve gifts of Christmas were way over the top, and that you can have a conversation with the colour purple, then you think like Timmy. And I’m a little scared of you. But you should read this book because it will make you think, ‘I’m not crazy after all!’ And sometimes we all need a little false reassurance.”
Sheila Wray Gregoire, Author, Speaker and Blogger

“I’ve read lots of books written by comedians, but none made me laugh like Inside Timmy’s Mind. It contains an abundance of clever sarcasm and hysterical word pictures, but the best part? It’s clean! Timmy Boyle is quickly proving himself as a comedian to watch. I’ll be keeping this one within reach for those moments when I need a quick dose of comic relief.”
Lynda Lee Schab, Author

“Unquestionably, Timmy is one of the most popular performers and speakers at our annual FaithWriters Conference. He never fails to leave his audience in fits of giggles and gales of laughter. Personally, I’ve been a fan of what goes on inside Timmy’s mind since I first read one of his articles back in 2010 (and no, I am not under psychiatric care). That’s why I keep bringing him back for the conference . . . and that’s why I decided to publish his book. Inside Timmy’s Mind still makes me laugh (even after the gazillionth read).”
Deb Porter, FaithWriters.com and Breath of Fresh Air Press

“It’s been a long time since I had so much fun reading a book!”
“I recommend this book for anyone who likes to laugh.”
“This is a great gift book for any occasion.”
“Treat yourself to a book that finds humor in every situation.”
“I quickly foresee Inside Timmy’s Mind becoming a national (or perhaps global) treasure.”

Multiple AMAZON Reviews

“Insightful, inspiring and downright hilarious! Inside Timmy’s Mind is, by far, one of the most dynamic books of the 21st Century. It is a must read for every literate person.”
Timmy Boyle, Comedian, Author, and Future Academy Award winner

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Discover intriguing stories:

“It seemed to revolve around free-range chickens, Abe Lincoln, and a road trip to Kamloops, BC.”

“It’s been exactly ten years since my family and I first settled into our remote, northern Manitoba bunker.”

“We arrive home only to find our house burnt to the ground by those pesky Vikings.

Ponder curious statements:


“Sure, you can bring your unicorn over.”

“Hey, kid! Get Daddy another bon-bon.”

“More relational accidents happen in the washroom than any other room in the house.”

Delve into deep concepts:


“After an intense search, Brain was eventually discovered, curled up in the fetal position, fast asleep. Brain’s waves were as flat as the voice of an eliminated American Idol contestant.”

“I haven’t slept in three weeks, my arms and shoulders are numb, and I’ve got poop under my fingernails, but I know what my baby is saying. It’s heaven.”

“Tuesday is a day of frenetic activity, with two days’ work needing to be done in one, mainly because most people spent Monday moping, dragging their feet, and cursing the day’s very existence.”

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“I really do hope you buy this book . . . because my children need to eat.”
Timmy

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Up Standing Comedy Thanks

STEVE-O (He's the man!), Leland Klassen (Mentoring), Maxwell Ariss (Logos), Jade Boyle (Live Show Photography), Jim Tice (Live Show Video Footage), "Scotty" Fletcher (Comedy Show Theme Music), Herbie Kuhn (Comedy Show Introduction: Voice Over), Lance Schibler (Comedy Show Introduction: Technical), Brian Mullins ("Why I Love Comedy" Video), All the performers!

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