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The first time my wife and I went to see Timmy, it was because he was doing a fund-raiser for our church, and we went out of a sense of duty. Well…he did almost two full hours of stand-up, and had us in stitches the whole time – my stomach muscles were sore for about three days! And what really impressed me was that there was an eleven-year-old girl sitting right in front of us, and Timmy didn’t say a thing that would have made us uncomfortable to have her hear! One or the other, or both of us if possible, attend every time “The Circuit” comes to Barrie! And we never, ever go away disappointed!
R. MacDonald, Barrie
Timmy is a tremendous emcee! He is able to connect different acts & comedians together in a way that is witty, fast-paced and keeps everyone laughing. He is able to take jokes and put a spin on them by adding to them and making the original stuff even funnier. He is able to find a way to connect things together and can keep people entertained even if the next act is late, delayed or there is some technical difficulty. No one notices!
L. Bumstead, Barrie
I have thoroughly enjoyed every show (The Circuit) I’ve attended in Guelph. It is a grassroots, family-friendly activity that’s a pleasure to attend. The quality and quantity is worth the price of admission and more! Keep up the great work!
D. Inkster, Guelph
I called Timmy in the summer to begin organizing our school’s first ever comedy night. He was such a pleasure to deal with. He was very accommodating and even helped me to organize 2 more “clean” comedians for our event. With Timmy as our headliner, our comedy night was a huge success. People were belly laughing within minutes of Timmy taking the stage and didn’t stop until the end of the night. He was absolutely hilarious! I constantly have people coming up to me complimenting the show and asking when we’ll be doing the next one. His clean comedy act was perfect for a date night or an evening out with friends for a few, actually A LOT, of great laughs! I definitely look forward to working with Timmy again in the near future.
Sandy Burkhart, Guelph Community Christian School
This comedy show is refreshing entertainment for the whole family to enjoy. Timmy does a wonderful job engaging with the crowd and connecting with them. There was lot’s of laughs from beginning to end.
Darrelyn Dobbin, Queensway Baptist - Toronto ON
I watched him walk slowly out on the stage, take a sip of orange juice, and proceed to blow the doors off the place. Wow.
Daren Streblow, Comedian & Host of “The Daren Streblow Comedy Show”
Jack & I attended an event put on by the Kamloops Christian School in Kamloops BC on May 9/14. Mr. Boyle had my husband & I laughing for his entire routine. My belly muscles hurt until well after we arrived home that evening. This is the kind of comedy we love. Mr. Boyle is personable, incredibly funny & his show is appropriate for the whole family. God Bless you Timmy Boyle. Thank you for using your God-given gift to honor God in this way. Keep up the great work.
Jack & Tracy Y.
We enjoyed a great evening with Timmy, filled with laughter, at our Annual Youth Christmas Banquet. It was fantastic to book a comedian, knowing that the content would be clean. Laughter really is good medicine!
Rose Frey, Wallenstein Bible Chapel
Timmy did a great job to sense the direction we were going, came along side us in our mission, and hit it out of the park for a great and memorable event in our community.
Pastor Ed Furst, Word of Life Church - Olds AB
Our church had a fantastic evening with Timmy Boyle and the Upstanding Comedy Show! It was a great event that we promoted widely in our community, with many newcomers attending. Timmy is a top-notch performer, and he also provided personal marketing support that went a long way towards making it a success. Everything was first-rate. Thank you Timmy!
Pastor Tim Strickland, Waverley Road Baptist Church
Timmy Boyle takes us to the precipice of life and pushes us in, laughing all the way! Timmy is a master at taking life’s ordinary experiences and revealing the humourous moments.
Pastor Harry, MFVC
Timmy Boyle is a comedian you can trust. He is sensitive to his audience and respectful of the context in which he is performing. At the same time, his humour touches cultural hot buttons, exposing the frequent absence of ordinary common sense—all done hilariously and cleanly. Laughter is guaranteed!
Pastor Ewen Butler, Church on the Hill
It is my pleasure to recommend Timmy Boyle and Up Standing Comedy. In an effort to do something a little different, our church had Timmy join us for a night of clean humor. The audience that night varied from youth to seniors and he kept them all in stiches. Timmy entertained us in his own professional, humble, and unassuming way. Many people commented that they had not laughed that much for a very long time and it was just what they needed. Laughter is good medicine and Timmy is a master at dispencing it. If you have the opportunity to host a night of Up Standing Comedy with Timmy Boyle you will not be disappointed.
Rev. Robert F. Elka, Evangel Pentecostal Tabernacle
Up Standing Comedy delivers on it’s promise to provide a quality, clean comedy experience. Timmy’s versatile comedy style connects to every demographic in the audience extending to each one the gift of laughter. You will enjoy a night with Timmy Boyle!
Pastor Shawn Stickler, The Pentecostals of Quinte
I was laughing so hard at what he said I cried, but then picturing the things he left to the imagination I laughed hard enough off that as well. Good clean humor and with a slice of life on the side. GOOD JOB, TIMMY!
Joy M.
Timmy did a fantastic job as our emcee. He knew exactly what to say to entertain the crowd, but also was professional in keeping us on track throughout the event. He was a joy to work with and we definitely hope to have him emcee another one of our events in the future.
Kasey Pollard, Tourism Development Co-Ordinator - Hastings County
We attended Timmy’s performance at Trinity-St Andrew’s United Church this spring and thoroughly enjoyed it.  Thank you for a wonderful 2 hours of laughter with nary one word nor inference that I wouldn’t want my grandchildren to hear.  In fact, we hope to bring them to one of your performances in the near future.
Donna B.
Timmy was nothing short of amazing during our corporate event. I have never heard so much positive feedback from our staff and team of advisors after the show was over. It truly was a night to remember, and we WILL definitely be having him come back in the near future! On a personal note, my wife and I are big fans of comedy, and Timmy was the best performance we have ever seen!
Jamie Prickett, CEO of Experior Financial Group - Guelph ON
Timmy Boyle provides an offbeat sense of humour that delivers the laughs effortlessly every time.
John Hollingsworth, The Fidgets Improv
This year we were looking for something different for our Annual General Meeting. We had received a recommendation from a colleague to see Timmy Boyle if we ever got a chance. The writer indicated that “they laughed until their cheeks hurt”. If you are ever looking for a comedian, reasonably priced, and one who performs clean, funny material that you can take your whole family to enjoy, Timmy Boyle is your guy. If you want to liven up an event, but still remain family-oriented (and PC), I would highly recommend TIMMY BOYLE. He will gear his show to suit your needs and you will “laugh until your cheeks hurt”.
J.E. Adams, Manager of Business & Finance for Community Living Meaford
The first time I heard Timmy Boyle I had to remind myself he was a Christian/Family Comedian because he was extremely funny. In the past, there have been few clean comedians that were truly funny. Timmy is the exception. You will want to bring him home to the family. You will walk away with a smile on your face and joy in your heart.
Diane Reed Loew, Author
Very funny! A down-to-earth guy with a ridiculous view of the way things are…It was absolutely our pleasure to have Timmy Boyle present!
Jenni Piette, owner of Scrapbooks by Design
“Laughter is the best medicine and Timmy gave Durham Youth Housing & Support Services volunteers and supporters a good dose of it at our Volunteer Recognition Event.”
Jill Bates, Volunteer Co-Ordinator at Durham Youth Housing & Support Services
Timmy is funny, clean, smart, creative and original in his material! He’s a pleasure to work with as a comedian and a great MC who helps an event to run smoothly. I appreciate his professionalism and the way he shares his faith in his work. I’d recommend him to anyone. Timmy, I look forward to booking you again and again.
Jim Tice, humourist/speaker/author
Thank you so much Timmy for your contribution to our Comedy Night fundraising event! True North Academy students and all of the guests in attendance just loved the entire show. You were a fabulous choice for our headlining act and thank you for recommending Wil Twynstra to open for us. According to all the feedback we have received, you were very captivating and extremely funny. It was nice to see such an entertaining show that was completely clean! It was a real pleasure to work with you leading up to and at the event. Our comedy night was a huge success not only thanks to your very funny comedy act but also because of your giving and compassionate spirit. A big thank you from myself and all the students at True North Academy!
Kelly Rivers, Event Co-Ordinator at True North Academy
Timmy Boyle is a gentleman and a true professional. He ‘read the room’ beautifully, and despite excess noise from a neighboring party, gave us a flawless performance. His content choices were perfect for the 50th anniversary occasion, and antics humourous for all ages. We’re still giggling thinking about it “Your comedian was hilarious!” “Brilliant! Unprecedented idea for a 50th wedding anniversary.”
Stephanie Kuhn & Guests, 50th Wedding Anniversary
It was our absolute delight, pleasure and privilege to have Timmy Boyle, Upstanding Comedy, entertain and inspire us at our 2010 FaithWriters’ Conference in Livonia, Michigan. We knew he would be very good, but he was outstanding. Timmy instantly built a rapport with his audience, had them laughing out loud, and he didn’t let up for a minute. It would be impossible to imagine a better way to start our conference. Timmy is the perfect icebreaker for any event, and his level of professionalism was outstanding. Yet, he was also completely approachable. FaithWriters.com has no hesitation recommending Timmy Boyle for any event looking for wholesome, family, hilarious entertainment. We loved him and would have him back in an instant.
Deb Porter, Breath of Fresh Air Publishing & Faithwriters(dot)com
I would recommend having Timmy for any social event big or small. His wry sense of humour, and ability to make light of everyday life situations keeps you laughing at others and mostly yourself. We had Timmy for two recent events where people were fondly remembering and talking about his schtick for days after. You know it’s good when people are repeating the jokes. Clean, good humour at its best. Just remember to call or email him to book because he might not respond to texts as he is starting a movement to change modern texting practices-“LoL”
Pastor Deon Malloy, Center of Hope Int’l Church
On behalf of my staff I would like to thank you for your performance at our Staff Appreciation dinner. You had everyone laughing and having a great time. The references to an awkward adolescence especially resonated with some of us. The Sonny & Cher bit with the majority owner was great and had people talking and ribbing him for a week which was awesome because it definitely fits our culture. All in all it was a fabulous time which is exactly as was promised and you pulled it off wonderfully.
Henry DeKlerk - Grand Erie Farm & Country Ltd.
Timmy Boyle emceed our recent Tourism Awards Gala and let me tell you – he works the room like a pro. He’s got a great command of his material, bringing a mix of well-written content that was specific to the event and fusing it with ad libs. He had the whole theater laughing throughout the night, but was excellent at moving things along without humour as well.
Dug Stevenson, Director of Tourism - Bay of Quinte Tourism

INSIDE TIMMY’S MIND:
A MUST READ FOR EVERY LITERATE PERSON

“I quickly foresee Inside Timmy’s Mind becoming
a national (or perhaps global) treasure!”

-Beth L. on Amazon

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Others on Timmy’s Mind:

“It’s fantastic! What a perfect outlet for Timmy’s comedic mind. It was an absolutely delightful and easy read. I love the randomness of it. Timmy has deep convictions about things that I’ve never even thought about before . . . all with hilarious results.”
Leland Klassen, Comedian

“If you agree that looking like Edward from Twilight is a bad thing, that the twelve gifts of Christmas were way over the top, and that you can have a conversation with the colour purple, then you think like Timmy. And I’m a little scared of you. But you should read this book because it will make you think, ‘I’m not crazy after all!’ And sometimes we all need a little false reassurance.”
Sheila Wray Gregoire, Author, Speaker and Blogger

“I’ve read lots of books written by comedians, but none made me laugh like Inside Timmy’s Mind. It contains an abundance of clever sarcasm and hysterical word pictures, but the best part? It’s clean! Timmy Boyle is quickly proving himself as a comedian to watch. I’ll be keeping this one within reach for those moments when I need a quick dose of comic relief.”
Lynda Lee Schab, Author

“Unquestionably, Timmy is one of the most popular performers and speakers at our annual FaithWriters Conference. He never fails to leave his audience in fits of giggles and gales of laughter. Personally, I’ve been a fan of what goes on inside Timmy’s mind since I first read one of his articles back in 2010 (and no, I am not under psychiatric care). That’s why I keep bringing him back for the conference . . . and that’s why I decided to publish his book. Inside Timmy’s Mind still makes me laugh (even after the gazillionth read).”
Deb Porter, FaithWriters.com and Breath of Fresh Air Press

“It’s been a long time since I had so much fun reading a book!”
“I recommend this book for anyone who likes to laugh.”
“This is a great gift book for any occasion.”
“Treat yourself to a book that finds humor in every situation.”
“I quickly foresee Inside Timmy’s Mind becoming a national (or perhaps global) treasure.”

Multiple AMAZON Reviews

“Insightful, inspiring and downright hilarious! Inside Timmy’s Mind is, by far, one of the most dynamic books of the 21st Century. It is a must read for every literate person.”
Timmy Boyle, Comedian, Author, and Future Academy Award winner

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Discover intriguing stories:

“It seemed to revolve around free-range chickens, Abe Lincoln, and a road trip to Kamloops, BC.”

“It’s been exactly ten years since my family and I first settled into our remote, northern Manitoba bunker.”

“We arrive home only to find our house burnt to the ground by those pesky Vikings.

Ponder curious statements:


“Sure, you can bring your unicorn over.”

“Hey, kid! Get Daddy another bon-bon.”

“More relational accidents happen in the washroom than any other room in the house.”

Delve into deep concepts:


“After an intense search, Brain was eventually discovered, curled up in the fetal position, fast asleep. Brain’s waves were as flat as the voice of an eliminated American Idol contestant.”

“I haven’t slept in three weeks, my arms and shoulders are numb, and I’ve got poop under my fingernails, but I know what my baby is saying. It’s heaven.”

“Tuesday is a day of frenetic activity, with two days’ work needing to be done in one, mainly because most people spent Monday moping, dragging their feet, and cursing the day’s very existence.”

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“I really do hope you buy this book . . . because my children need to eat.”
Timmy

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Up Standing Comedy Thanks

STEVE-O (He's the man!), Leland Klassen (Mentoring), Maxwell Ariss (Logos), Jade Boyle (Live Show Photography), Jim Tice (Live Show Video Footage), "Scotty" Fletcher (Comedy Show Theme Music), Herbie Kuhn (Comedy Show Introduction: Voice Over), Lance Schibler (Comedy Show Introduction: Technical), Brian Mullins ("Why I Love Comedy" Video), All the performers!

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