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Timmy Boyle is a gentleman and a true professional. He ‘read the room’ beautifully, and despite excess noise from a neighboring party, gave us a flawless performance. His content choices were perfect for the 50th anniversary occasion, and antics humourous for all ages. We’re still giggling thinking about it “Your comedian was hilarious!” “Brilliant! Unprecedented idea for a 50th wedding anniversary.”
Stephanie Kuhn & Guests, 50th Wedding Anniversary
Timmy recently came to share his gift of comedy with our “Camp Family”. The tent was filled with laughter as Timmy entertained young and old alike. It was a wonderful evening and we hope to be able to have him come back again. It was a pleasure to work with Timmy to organize and promote our event and I was very impressed with his professionalism before, during and after the performance! Thanks Timmy for sharing the gift of laughter with us, you really were a blessing!
Mollie Sitwell, Ministry Facilitator at Wesley Acres Retreat Centre & Campground
We attended Timmy’s performance at Trinity-St Andrew’s United Church this spring and thoroughly enjoyed it.  Thank you for a wonderful 2 hours of laughter with nary one word nor inference that I wouldn’t want my grandchildren to hear.  In fact, we hope to bring them to one of your performances in the near future.
Donna B.
I was laughing so hard at what he said I cried, but then picturing the things he left to the imagination I laughed hard enough off that as well. Good clean humor and with a slice of life on the side. GOOD JOB, TIMMY!
Joy M.
The first time my wife and I went to see Timmy, it was because he was doing a fund-raiser for our church, and we went out of a sense of duty. Well…he did almost two full hours of stand-up, and had us in stitches the whole time – my stomach muscles were sore for about three days! And what really impressed me was that there was an eleven-year-old girl sitting right in front of us, and Timmy didn’t say a thing that would have made us uncomfortable to have her hear! One or the other, or both of us if possible, attend every time “The Circuit” comes to Barrie! And we never, ever go away disappointed!
R. MacDonald, Barrie
It is my pleasure to recommend Timmy Boyle and Up Standing Comedy. In an effort to do something a little different, our church had Timmy join us for a night of clean humor. The audience that night varied from youth to seniors and he kept them all in stiches. Timmy entertained us in his own professional, humble, and unassuming way. Many people commented that they had not laughed that much for a very long time and it was just what they needed. Laughter is good medicine and Timmy is a master at dispencing it. If you have the opportunity to host a night of Up Standing Comedy with Timmy Boyle you will not be disappointed.
Rev. Robert F. Elka, Evangel Pentecostal Tabernacle
I called Timmy in the summer to begin organizing our school’s first ever comedy night. He was such a pleasure to deal with. He was very accommodating and even helped me to organize 2 more “clean” comedians for our event. With Timmy as our headliner, our comedy night was a huge success. People were belly laughing within minutes of Timmy taking the stage and didn’t stop until the end of the night. He was absolutely hilarious! I constantly have people coming up to me complimenting the show and asking when we’ll be doing the next one. His clean comedy act was perfect for a date night or an evening out with friends for a few, actually A LOT, of great laughs! I definitely look forward to working with Timmy again in the near future.
Sandy Burkhart, Guelph Community Christian School
We had the distinct pleasure of having Timmy entertain us at the 150th for Wentworth Masonic Lodge. Although this was a formal occasion, Timmy was able to create appropriate and versatile comedy on the spot to suit everyone in attendance. He truly has a gift to provide very entertaining and hilarious views on life and himself. His injection of clean yet funny comedy made the evening complete without losing any of its formalities. Humour is so important to life’s enjoyment and fulfillment and Timmy let us escape for a short time with his talented delivery. It was our pleasure to have him share our special evening with us.
W. Bro. Les R. Vass, Wentforth Lodge No. 166
Our church had a fantastic evening with Timmy Boyle and the Upstanding Comedy Show! It was a great event that we promoted widely in our community, with many newcomers attending. Timmy is a top-notch performer, and he also provided personal marketing support that went a long way towards making it a success. Everything was first-rate. Thank you Timmy!
Pastor Tim Strickland, Waverley Road Baptist Church
Thanks guys for a great show!!! I have heard only good comments about the show. Laughter is the best medicine and you were the pharmacy dispensing it. Thanks!!!!
Pastor Dave Schaubel, Stevensville UB Church
Stone church had the privilege of hosting Timmy Boyle at our Women’s ministry and L.I.F.E Group Christmas event. Our inter-generational group were blessed with laughter and good humor as Timmy entertained our group with good clean inventive humor that brought about laughter and a sense of enjoyment for all. We look forward to hosting Timmy again in the near future.
Lavern Gravis, Stone Church
It was our absolute delight, pleasure and privilege to have Timmy Boyle, Upstanding Comedy, entertain and inspire us at our 2010 FaithWriters’ Conference in Livonia, Michigan. We knew he would be very good, but he was outstanding. Timmy instantly built a rapport with his audience, had them laughing out loud, and he didn’t let up for a minute. It would be impossible to imagine a better way to start our conference. Timmy is the perfect icebreaker for any event, and his level of professionalism was outstanding. Yet, he was also completely approachable. FaithWriters.com has no hesitation recommending Timmy Boyle for any event looking for wholesome, family, hilarious entertainment. We loved him and would have him back in an instant.
Deb Porter, Breath of Fresh Air Publishing & Faithwriters(dot)com
On behalf of my staff I would like to thank you for your performance at our Staff Appreciation dinner. You had everyone laughing and having a great time. The references to an awkward adolescence especially resonated with some of us. The Sonny & Cher bit with the majority owner was great and had people talking and ribbing him for a week which was awesome because it definitely fits our culture. All in all it was a fabulous time which is exactly as was promised and you pulled it off wonderfully.
Henry DeKlerk - Grand Erie Farm & Country Ltd.
Up Standing Comedy delivers on it’s promise to provide a quality, clean comedy experience. Timmy’s versatile comedy style connects to every demographic in the audience extending to each one the gift of laughter. You will enjoy a night with Timmy Boyle!
Pastor Shawn Stickler, The Pentecostals of Quinte
I watched him walk slowly out on the stage, take a sip of orange juice, and proceed to blow the doors off the place. Wow.
Daren Streblow, Comedian & Host of “The Daren Streblow Comedy Show”
We recently had Timmy Boyle come to our Church for a comedy night. I have to admit that I was a little nervous to bring in a comedian because what some people call “clean”, isn’t necessarily my definition of clean. However, I was very pleased with Timmy’s act and not only was he clean, he was very funny. We had nothing but positive feedback from all who attended. I thoroughly recommend him to your congregation.
Pastor Peter Spragg, Emmanuel Baptist Church
In February this year our local Knights of Columbus held a fund raising dinner. We had 424 people attend the event and everyone had a fantastic time. Being a Christian organization, it was important to have Clean Comedy and Timmy Boyle delivered. We raised 16,000.00 for a shelter to help pregnant teenagers have a choice, other than an abortion. It is an excellent way to raise money. In future we plan to have another show.
Paul Doiron, Knights of Columbus, 10631
“Laughter is the best medicine and Timmy gave Durham Youth Housing & Support Services volunteers and supporters a good dose of it at our Volunteer Recognition Event.”
Jill Bates, Volunteer Co-Ordinator at Durham Youth Housing & Support Services
We enjoyed a great evening with Timmy, filled with laughter, at our Annual Youth Christmas Banquet. It was fantastic to book a comedian, knowing that the content would be clean. Laughter really is good medicine!
Rose Frey, Wallenstein Bible Chapel
Timmy Boyle takes us to the precipice of life and pushes us in, laughing all the way! Timmy is a master at taking life’s ordinary experiences and revealing the humourous moments.
Pastor Harry, MFVC
Timmy Boyle is a comedian you can trust. He is sensitive to his audience and respectful of the context in which he is performing. At the same time, his humour touches cultural hot buttons, exposing the frequent absence of ordinary common sense—all done hilariously and cleanly. Laughter is guaranteed!
Pastor Ewen Butler, Church on the Hill
I have seen Timmy Boyle six times in the past year and every performance is fantastic. I have seen him get both adults and children involved in the comedy which makes it that much more enjoyable. His clean comedy is always appreciated and everyone who sees him asks when he will be returning again. Even though I have seen him several times I am always eager and look forward to seeing him again. Don’t miss the opportunity to see this fantastic show.
Brad S.
Timmy was nothing short of amazing during our corporate event. I have never heard so much positive feedback from our staff and team of advisors after the show was over. It truly was a night to remember, and we WILL definitely be having him come back in the near future! On a personal note, my wife and I are big fans of comedy, and Timmy was the best performance we have ever seen!
Jamie Prickett, CEO of Experior Financial Group - Guelph ON
“My stomach lurched as I waited for the act to start, not knowing fully if our congregation and community would share Timmy’s humour at our social/outreach event. I’d heard many good reports, but who really knew? And then the laughter started and didn’t stop. Bravo!”
L. Wilkinson, Volunteer at Bayfair Baptist - Pickering ON
Timmy did a fantastic job as our emcee. He knew exactly what to say to entertain the crowd, but also was professional in keeping us on track throughout the event. He was a joy to work with and we definitely hope to have him emcee another one of our events in the future.
Kasey Pollard, Tourism Development Co-Ordinator - Hastings County
It was our privilege as a church to host “The Up Standing Comedy Show“. The clean humour made this a great family event. It was great to see the generations coming together and having a great time laughing. I respect the burden and leadership of Timmy Boyle to enter into the challenging field of comedy and to provide a healthy venue using humourous life scenarios to tickle the funny bone.
Pastor Stephen Hamburger, Scarborough Baptist Church
This year we were looking for something different for our Annual General Meeting. We had received a recommendation from a colleague to see Timmy Boyle if we ever got a chance. The writer indicated that “they laughed until their cheeks hurt”. If you are ever looking for a comedian, reasonably priced, and one who performs clean, funny material that you can take your whole family to enjoy, Timmy Boyle is your guy. If you want to liven up an event, but still remain family-oriented (and PC), I would highly recommend TIMMY BOYLE. He will gear his show to suit your needs and you will “laugh until your cheeks hurt”.
J.E. Adams, Manager of Business & Finance for Community Living Meaford
Timmy Boyle emceed our recent Tourism Awards Gala and let me tell you – he works the room like a pro. He’s got a great command of his material, bringing a mix of well-written content that was specific to the event and fusing it with ad libs. He had the whole theater laughing throughout the night, but was excellent at moving things along without humour as well.
Dug Stevenson, Director of Tourism - Bay of Quinte Tourism
Your performance at our October 17, 2015 Youth for Christ banquet was excellent. The evening was our fall fund raiser. After a wonderful dinner we were entertained my your great clean humour. We had a mixture of both young and old, who had lots of laughs with your jokes and satire. Your closing with Jeff our master of ceremonies as Sonny and you as Cher was hilarious. You filled our evening with lots of laughs and helped to make it a very memorable event. Wishing you continued success.
Patrick Heffernan, Chair of Cambridge YFC's Steering Team
We found Timmy Boyle to be very entertaining. He kept us laughing the whole time, especially during the live auction. How he could come up with something funny about each auction item on the spur of the moment was amazing!
Mary McKeown, Quinte Bible Chapel

INSIDE TIMMY’S MIND:
A MUST READ FOR EVERY LITERATE PERSON

“I quickly foresee Inside Timmy’s Mind becoming
a national (or perhaps global) treasure!”

-Beth L. on Amazon

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Others on Timmy’s Mind:

“It’s fantastic! What a perfect outlet for Timmy’s comedic mind. It was an absolutely delightful and easy read. I love the randomness of it. Timmy has deep convictions about things that I’ve never even thought about before . . . all with hilarious results.”
Leland Klassen, Comedian

“If you agree that looking like Edward from Twilight is a bad thing, that the twelve gifts of Christmas were way over the top, and that you can have a conversation with the colour purple, then you think like Timmy. And I’m a little scared of you. But you should read this book because it will make you think, ‘I’m not crazy after all!’ And sometimes we all need a little false reassurance.”
Sheila Wray Gregoire, Author, Speaker and Blogger

“I’ve read lots of books written by comedians, but none made me laugh like Inside Timmy’s Mind. It contains an abundance of clever sarcasm and hysterical word pictures, but the best part? It’s clean! Timmy Boyle is quickly proving himself as a comedian to watch. I’ll be keeping this one within reach for those moments when I need a quick dose of comic relief.”
Lynda Lee Schab, Author

“Unquestionably, Timmy is one of the most popular performers and speakers at our annual FaithWriters Conference. He never fails to leave his audience in fits of giggles and gales of laughter. Personally, I’ve been a fan of what goes on inside Timmy’s mind since I first read one of his articles back in 2010 (and no, I am not under psychiatric care). That’s why I keep bringing him back for the conference . . . and that’s why I decided to publish his book. Inside Timmy’s Mind still makes me laugh (even after the gazillionth read).”
Deb Porter, FaithWriters.com and Breath of Fresh Air Press

“It’s been a long time since I had so much fun reading a book!”
“I recommend this book for anyone who likes to laugh.”
“This is a great gift book for any occasion.”
“Treat yourself to a book that finds humor in every situation.”
“I quickly foresee Inside Timmy’s Mind becoming a national (or perhaps global) treasure.”

Multiple AMAZON Reviews

“Insightful, inspiring and downright hilarious! Inside Timmy’s Mind is, by far, one of the most dynamic books of the 21st Century. It is a must read for every literate person.”
Timmy Boyle, Comedian, Author, and Future Academy Award winner

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Discover intriguing stories:

“It seemed to revolve around free-range chickens, Abe Lincoln, and a road trip to Kamloops, BC.”

“It’s been exactly ten years since my family and I first settled into our remote, northern Manitoba bunker.”

“We arrive home only to find our house burnt to the ground by those pesky Vikings.

Ponder curious statements:


“Sure, you can bring your unicorn over.”

“Hey, kid! Get Daddy another bon-bon.”

“More relational accidents happen in the washroom than any other room in the house.”

Delve into deep concepts:


“After an intense search, Brain was eventually discovered, curled up in the fetal position, fast asleep. Brain’s waves were as flat as the voice of an eliminated American Idol contestant.”

“I haven’t slept in three weeks, my arms and shoulders are numb, and I’ve got poop under my fingernails, but I know what my baby is saying. It’s heaven.”

“Tuesday is a day of frenetic activity, with two days’ work needing to be done in one, mainly because most people spent Monday moping, dragging their feet, and cursing the day’s very existence.”

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Timmys Book Inside Timmys Mind

“I really do hope you buy this book . . . because my children need to eat.”
Timmy

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Up Standing Comedy Thanks

STEVE-O (He's the man!), Leland Klassen (Mentoring), Maxwell Ariss (Logos), Jade Boyle (Live Show Photography), Jim Tice (Live Show Video Footage), "Scotty" Fletcher (Comedy Show Theme Music), Herbie Kuhn (Comedy Show Introduction: Voice Over), Lance Schibler (Comedy Show Introduction: Technical), Brian Mullins ("Why I Love Comedy" Video), All the performers!

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