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This year we were looking for something different for our Annual General Meeting. We had received a recommendation from a colleague to see Timmy Boyle if we ever got a chance. The writer indicated that “they laughed until their cheeks hurt”. If you are ever looking for a comedian, reasonably priced, and one who performs clean, funny material that you can take your whole family to enjoy, Timmy Boyle is your guy. If you want to liven up an event, but still remain family-oriented (and PC), I would highly recommend TIMMY BOYLE. He will gear his show to suit your needs and you will “laugh until your cheeks hurt”.
J.E. Adams, Manager of Business & Finance for Community Living Meaford
We found Timmy Boyle to be very entertaining. He kept us laughing the whole time, especially during the live auction. How he could come up with something funny about each auction item on the spur of the moment was amazing!
Mary McKeown, Quinte Bible Chapel
We attended Timmy’s performance at Trinity-St Andrew’s United Church this spring and thoroughly enjoyed it.  Thank you for a wonderful 2 hours of laughter with nary one word nor inference that I wouldn’t want my grandchildren to hear.  In fact, we hope to bring them to one of your performances in the near future.
Donna B.
Timmy Boyle takes the everyday happenings of life and finds the absolute, wonderful humor behind them. He can make a pile of dirty laundry tug a person’s insides until the laughter can no longer be held inside. I’ve seen him on three separate occasions, and he just keeps me laughing with good, clean humor. Life really is funny!
Linda S. Glaz – Agent, Hartline Literary Agency
“I was very nervous hiring a stand-up comic for a bunch of neuroscientists and neurologists, but my fears were allayed within the first five minutes. Timmy tailored his set perfectly for a difficult audience and managed to get a skeptical crowd laughing and fully engaged. To do funny clean comedy that is all inclusive these days is a tremendous feat, but he pulled it off wonderfully. And he picked on all of the right people! How did he do that?”
David Taylor PhD, Director of Research at the ALS Society of Canada
I would recommend having Timmy for any social event big or small. His wry sense of humour, and ability to make light of everyday life situations keeps you laughing at others and mostly yourself. We had Timmy for two recent events where people were fondly remembering and talking about his schtick for days after. You know it’s good when people are repeating the jokes. Clean, good humour at its best. Just remember to call or email him to book because he might not respond to texts as he is starting a movement to change modern texting practices-“LoL”
Pastor Deon Malloy, Center of Hope Int’l Church
“Laughter is the best medicine and Timmy gave Durham Youth Housing & Support Services volunteers and supporters a good dose of it at our Volunteer Recognition Event.”
Jill Bates, Volunteer Co-Ordinator at Durham Youth Housing & Support Services
I was laughing so hard at what he said I cried, but then picturing the things he left to the imagination I laughed hard enough off that as well. Good clean humor and with a slice of life on the side. GOOD JOB, TIMMY!
Joy M.
Up Standing Comedy delivers on it’s promise to provide a quality, clean comedy experience. Timmy’s versatile comedy style connects to every demographic in the audience extending to each one the gift of laughter. You will enjoy a night with Timmy Boyle!
Pastor Shawn Stickler, The Pentecostals of Quinte
Jack & I attended an event put on by the Kamloops Christian School in Kamloops BC on May 9/14. Mr. Boyle had my husband & I laughing for his entire routine. My belly muscles hurt until well after we arrived home that evening. This is the kind of comedy we love. Mr. Boyle is personable, incredibly funny & his show is appropriate for the whole family. God Bless you Timmy Boyle. Thank you for using your God-given gift to honor God in this way. Keep up the great work.
Jack & Tracy Y.
We all need laughter in our lives. Timmy provides plenty of opportunity for laughter with good, clean humour. He kept us laughing all evening! If 15 minutes of laughter burns 10-40 calories, we burned a lot of calories that night!!!
Shirley Rushton, Counsellor at Brant Community Church - Brantford ON
It is my pleasure to recommend Timmy Boyle and Up Standing Comedy. In an effort to do something a little different, our church had Timmy join us for a night of clean humor. The audience that night varied from youth to seniors and he kept them all in stiches. Timmy entertained us in his own professional, humble, and unassuming way. Many people commented that they had not laughed that much for a very long time and it was just what they needed. Laughter is good medicine and Timmy is a master at dispencing it. If you have the opportunity to host a night of Up Standing Comedy with Timmy Boyle you will not be disappointed.
Rev. Robert F. Elka, Evangel Pentecostal Tabernacle
The first time I heard Timmy Boyle I had to remind myself he was a Christian/Family Comedian because he was extremely funny. In the past, there have been few clean comedians that were truly funny. Timmy is the exception. You will want to bring him home to the family. You will walk away with a smile on your face and joy in your heart.
Diane Reed Loew, Author
Timmy did a great job to sense the direction we were going, came along side us in our mission, and hit it out of the park for a great and memorable event in our community.
Pastor Ed Furst, Word of Life Church - Olds AB
We recently had Timmy Boyle come to our Church for a comedy night. I have to admit that I was a little nervous to bring in a comedian because what some people call “clean”, isn’t necessarily my definition of clean. However, I was very pleased with Timmy’s act and not only was he clean, he was very funny. We had nothing but positive feedback from all who attended. I thoroughly recommend him to your congregation.
Pastor Peter Spragg, Emmanuel Baptist Church
We enjoyed a great evening with Timmy, filled with laughter, at our Annual Youth Christmas Banquet. It was fantastic to book a comedian, knowing that the content would be clean. Laughter really is good medicine!
Rose Frey, Wallenstein Bible Chapel
It was our absolute delight, pleasure and privilege to have Timmy Boyle, Upstanding Comedy, entertain and inspire us at our 2010 FaithWriters’ Conference in Livonia, Michigan. We knew he would be very good, but he was outstanding. Timmy instantly built a rapport with his audience, had them laughing out loud, and he didn’t let up for a minute. It would be impossible to imagine a better way to start our conference. Timmy is the perfect icebreaker for any event, and his level of professionalism was outstanding. Yet, he was also completely approachable. FaithWriters.com has no hesitation recommending Timmy Boyle for any event looking for wholesome, family, hilarious entertainment. We loved him and would have him back in an instant.
Deb Porter, Breath of Fresh Air Publishing & Faithwriters(dot)com
Timmy did a fantastic job as our emcee. He knew exactly what to say to entertain the crowd, but also was professional in keeping us on track throughout the event. He was a joy to work with and we definitely hope to have him emcee another one of our events in the future.
Kasey Pollard, Tourism Development Co-Ordinator - Hastings County
Don’t wait until you finish reading my endorsement before you book Timmy. His routine engaged me from beginning to end. In a world filled with “sketchy” humour, Timmy stands out in refreshing contrast. The bonus I was given was the privilege of having lunch with Timmy and hearing even more of his passion to count for Christ.
Rev. Keith M. Edwards, Registrar for Toronto Baptist Seminary
Timmy is funny, clean, smart, creative and original in his material! He’s a pleasure to work with as a comedian and a great MC who helps an event to run smoothly. I appreciate his professionalism and the way he shares his faith in his work. I’d recommend him to anyone. Timmy, I look forward to booking you again and again.
Jim Tice, humourist/speaker/author
Last Tuesday we had the pleasure of having Timmy Boyle, Steve Geyer and a young man named Kevin at Hi-Way Church in Barrie, ON. This was a mother/daughter night. If I had have known what was in store I would have made it a family night! We laughed so hard our sides and cheeks hurt. Not once did I cringe at something said! How wonderful to sit and listen to humor that was based on funny material rather than smut used for shock value. We cannot wait for the next booking. We will all be there! Thanks Timmy!
Audience Member - Barrie, ON
Timmy was nothing short of amazing during our corporate event. I have never heard so much positive feedback from our staff and team of advisors after the show was over. It truly was a night to remember, and we WILL definitely be having him come back in the near future! On a personal note, my wife and I are big fans of comedy, and Timmy was the best performance we have ever seen!
Jamie Prickett, CEO of Experior Financial Group - Guelph ON
Timmy Boyle is a comedian you can trust. He is sensitive to his audience and respectful of the context in which he is performing. At the same time, his humour touches cultural hot buttons, exposing the frequent absence of ordinary common sense—all done hilariously and cleanly. Laughter is guaranteed!
Pastor Ewen Butler, Church on the Hill
Our church had a fantastic evening with Timmy Boyle and the Upstanding Comedy Show! It was a great event that we promoted widely in our community, with many newcomers attending. Timmy is a top-notch performer, and he also provided personal marketing support that went a long way towards making it a success. Everything was first-rate. Thank you Timmy!
Pastor Tim Strickland, Waverley Road Baptist Church
Timmy opened for our sold out show with the Skit Guys. He was professional and molded his set to fit our time slot and evening. He did a great job reading and responding with the audience and I would highly recommend him.
Bruce Mackay, Mackay Insurance Brokers Inc.
I really enjoyed your show at Trinity-St Andrews United Church in Brighton. I would definitely recommend your show for ANY audience!
Lynda D.
Timmy Boyle is a gentleman and a true professional. He ‘read the room’ beautifully, and despite excess noise from a neighboring party, gave us a flawless performance. His content choices were perfect for the 50th anniversary occasion, and antics humourous for all ages. We’re still giggling thinking about it “Your comedian was hilarious!” “Brilliant! Unprecedented idea for a 50th wedding anniversary.”
Stephanie Kuhn & Guests, 50th Wedding Anniversary
Timmy Boyle takes us to the precipice of life and pushes us in, laughing all the way! Timmy is a master at taking life’s ordinary experiences and revealing the humourous moments.
Pastor Harry, MFVC
Timmy Boyle was very entertaining and provided a great family friendly atmosphere for our annual church event. Humour is a much needed gift and I had several people say that they needed that for their morning.
Pastor Tim Walker, Bradford Baptist Church
On behalf of my staff I would like to thank you for your performance at our Staff Appreciation dinner. You had everyone laughing and having a great time. The references to an awkward adolescence especially resonated with some of us. The Sonny & Cher bit with the majority owner was great and had people talking and ribbing him for a week which was awesome because it definitely fits our culture. All in all it was a fabulous time which is exactly as was promised and you pulled it off wonderfully.
Henry DeKlerk - Grand Erie Farm & Country Ltd.

INSIDE TIMMY’S MIND:
A MUST READ FOR EVERY LITERATE PERSON

“I quickly foresee Inside Timmy’s Mind becoming
a national (or perhaps global) treasure!”

-Beth L. on Amazon

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Others on Timmy’s Mind:

“It’s fantastic! What a perfect outlet for Timmy’s comedic mind. It was an absolutely delightful and easy read. I love the randomness of it. Timmy has deep convictions about things that I’ve never even thought about before . . . all with hilarious results.”
Leland Klassen, Comedian

“If you agree that looking like Edward from Twilight is a bad thing, that the twelve gifts of Christmas were way over the top, and that you can have a conversation with the colour purple, then you think like Timmy. And I’m a little scared of you. But you should read this book because it will make you think, ‘I’m not crazy after all!’ And sometimes we all need a little false reassurance.”
Sheila Wray Gregoire, Author, Speaker and Blogger

“I’ve read lots of books written by comedians, but none made me laugh like Inside Timmy’s Mind. It contains an abundance of clever sarcasm and hysterical word pictures, but the best part? It’s clean! Timmy Boyle is quickly proving himself as a comedian to watch. I’ll be keeping this one within reach for those moments when I need a quick dose of comic relief.”
Lynda Lee Schab, Author

“Unquestionably, Timmy is one of the most popular performers and speakers at our annual FaithWriters Conference. He never fails to leave his audience in fits of giggles and gales of laughter. Personally, I’ve been a fan of what goes on inside Timmy’s mind since I first read one of his articles back in 2010 (and no, I am not under psychiatric care). That’s why I keep bringing him back for the conference . . . and that’s why I decided to publish his book. Inside Timmy’s Mind still makes me laugh (even after the gazillionth read).”
Deb Porter, FaithWriters.com and Breath of Fresh Air Press

“It’s been a long time since I had so much fun reading a book!”
“I recommend this book for anyone who likes to laugh.”
“This is a great gift book for any occasion.”
“Treat yourself to a book that finds humor in every situation.”
“I quickly foresee Inside Timmy’s Mind becoming a national (or perhaps global) treasure.”

Multiple AMAZON Reviews

“Insightful, inspiring and downright hilarious! Inside Timmy’s Mind is, by far, one of the most dynamic books of the 21st Century. It is a must read for every literate person.”
Timmy Boyle, Comedian, Author, and Future Academy Award winner

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Discover intriguing stories:

“It seemed to revolve around free-range chickens, Abe Lincoln, and a road trip to Kamloops, BC.”

“It’s been exactly ten years since my family and I first settled into our remote, northern Manitoba bunker.”

“We arrive home only to find our house burnt to the ground by those pesky Vikings.

Ponder curious statements:


“Sure, you can bring your unicorn over.”

“Hey, kid! Get Daddy another bon-bon.”

“More relational accidents happen in the washroom than any other room in the house.”

Delve into deep concepts:


“After an intense search, Brain was eventually discovered, curled up in the fetal position, fast asleep. Brain’s waves were as flat as the voice of an eliminated American Idol contestant.”

“I haven’t slept in three weeks, my arms and shoulders are numb, and I’ve got poop under my fingernails, but I know what my baby is saying. It’s heaven.”

“Tuesday is a day of frenetic activity, with two days’ work needing to be done in one, mainly because most people spent Monday moping, dragging their feet, and cursing the day’s very existence.”

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“I really do hope you buy this book . . . because my children need to eat.”
Timmy

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Up Standing Comedy Thanks

STEVE-O (He's the man!), Leland Klassen (Mentoring), Maxwell Ariss (Logos), Jade Boyle (Live Show Photography), Jim Tice (Live Show Video Footage), "Scotty" Fletcher (Comedy Show Theme Music), Herbie Kuhn (Comedy Show Introduction: Voice Over), Lance Schibler (Comedy Show Introduction: Technical), Brian Mullins ("Why I Love Comedy" Video), All the performers!

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