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I would recommend having Timmy for any social event big or small. His wry sense of humour, and ability to make light of everyday life situations keeps you laughing at others and mostly yourself. We had Timmy for two recent events where people were fondly remembering and talking about his schtick for days after. You know it’s good when people are repeating the jokes. Clean, good humour at its best. Just remember to call or email him to book because he might not respond to texts as he is starting a movement to change modern texting practices-“LoL”
Pastor Deon Malloy, Center of Hope Int’l Church
Thank you so much Timmy for your contribution to our Comedy Night fundraising event! True North Academy students and all of the guests in attendance just loved the entire show. You were a fabulous choice for our headlining act and thank you for recommending Wil Twynstra to open for us. According to all the feedback we have received, you were very captivating and extremely funny. It was nice to see such an entertaining show that was completely clean! It was a real pleasure to work with you leading up to and at the event. Our comedy night was a huge success not only thanks to your very funny comedy act but also because of your giving and compassionate spirit. A big thank you from myself and all the students at True North Academy!
Kelly Rivers, Event Co-Ordinator at True North Academy
“I was very nervous hiring a stand-up comic for a bunch of neuroscientists and neurologists, but my fears were allayed within the first five minutes. Timmy tailored his set perfectly for a difficult audience and managed to get a skeptical crowd laughing and fully engaged. To do funny clean comedy that is all inclusive these days is a tremendous feat, but he pulled it off wonderfully. And he picked on all of the right people! How did he do that?”
David Taylor PhD, Director of Research at the ALS Society of Canada
The first time I heard Timmy Boyle, I didn’t want to laugh. I was tired and grumpy. But dag-gone if he didn’t have me cracking up from the moment he walked out. The guy just reeks funny!
Lisa Mikitarian, Author
Very funny! A down-to-earth guy with a ridiculous view of the way things are…It was absolutely our pleasure to have Timmy Boyle present!
Jenni Piette, owner of Scrapbooks by Design
The Ministerial in Dresden (Ontario) asked Timmy Boyle to come to one of our community services on Oct. 25/15. We have folks from every church in town come and we encourage them to invite their unchurched friends and neighbours. We wanted this event to be both light-heart and yet have strong Christian message and Timmy “filled the bill” perfectly. He brilliantly wove his testimony and comedy together. He was brutally honest about the low points in his life and yet punctuated it with laughs. It should have been a hard thing to do, but he did it so well! People were really touched and also had a good time.
Pastor Terry Clyne, Zion Free Methodist Church
Timmy Boyle takes the everyday happenings of life and finds the absolute, wonderful humor behind them. He can make a pile of dirty laundry tug a person’s insides until the laughter can no longer be held inside. I’ve seen him on three separate occasions, and he just keeps me laughing with good, clean humor. Life really is funny!
Linda S. Glaz – Agent, Hartline Literary Agency
Jack & I attended an event put on by the Kamloops Christian School in Kamloops BC on May 9/14. Mr. Boyle had my husband & I laughing for his entire routine. My belly muscles hurt until well after we arrived home that evening. This is the kind of comedy we love. Mr. Boyle is personable, incredibly funny & his show is appropriate for the whole family. God Bless you Timmy Boyle. Thank you for using your God-given gift to honor God in this way. Keep up the great work.
Jack & Tracy Y.
On behalf of my staff I would like to thank you for your performance at our Staff Appreciation dinner. You had everyone laughing and having a great time. The references to an awkward adolescence especially resonated with some of us. The Sonny & Cher bit with the majority owner was great and had people talking and ribbing him for a week which was awesome because it definitely fits our culture. All in all it was a fabulous time which is exactly as was promised and you pulled it off wonderfully.
Henry DeKlerk - Grand Erie Farm & Country Ltd.
Up Standing Comedy delivers on it’s promise to provide a quality, clean comedy experience. Timmy’s versatile comedy style connects to every demographic in the audience extending to each one the gift of laughter. You will enjoy a night with Timmy Boyle!
Pastor Shawn Stickler, The Pentecostals of Quinte
We found Timmy Boyle to be very entertaining. He kept us laughing the whole time, especially during the live auction. How he could come up with something funny about each auction item on the spur of the moment was amazing!
Mary McKeown, Quinte Bible Chapel
Our church had a fantastic evening with Timmy Boyle and the Upstanding Comedy Show! It was a great event that we promoted widely in our community, with many newcomers attending. Timmy is a top-notch performer, and he also provided personal marketing support that went a long way towards making it a success. Everything was first-rate. Thank you Timmy!
Pastor Tim Strickland, Waverley Road Baptist Church
In February this year our local Knights of Columbus held a fund raising dinner. We had 424 people attend the event and everyone had a fantastic time. Being a Christian organization, it was important to have Clean Comedy and Timmy Boyle delivered. We raised 16,000.00 for a shelter to help pregnant teenagers have a choice, other than an abortion. It is an excellent way to raise money. In future we plan to have another show.
Paul Doiron, Knights of Columbus, 10631
I really enjoyed your show at Trinity-St Andrews United Church in Brighton. I would definitely recommend your show for ANY audience!
Lynda D.
Timmy Boyle is a gentleman and a true professional. He ‘read the room’ beautifully, and despite excess noise from a neighboring party, gave us a flawless performance. His content choices were perfect for the 50th anniversary occasion, and antics humourous for all ages. We’re still giggling thinking about it “Your comedian was hilarious!” “Brilliant! Unprecedented idea for a 50th wedding anniversary.”
Stephanie Kuhn & Guests, 50th Wedding Anniversary
It was our privilege as a church to host “The Up Standing Comedy Show“. The clean humour made this a great family event. It was great to see the generations coming together and having a great time laughing. I respect the burden and leadership of Timmy Boyle to enter into the challenging field of comedy and to provide a healthy venue using humourous life scenarios to tickle the funny bone.
Pastor Stephen Hamburger, Scarborough Baptist Church
I watched him walk slowly out on the stage, take a sip of orange juice, and proceed to blow the doors off the place. Wow.
Daren Streblow, Comedian & Host of “The Daren Streblow Comedy Show”
Timmy opened for our sold out show with the Skit Guys. He was professional and molded his set to fit our time slot and evening. He did a great job reading and responding with the audience and I would highly recommend him.
Bruce Mackay, Mackay Insurance Brokers Inc.
Don’t wait until you finish reading my endorsement before you book Timmy. His routine engaged me from beginning to end. In a world filled with “sketchy” humour, Timmy stands out in refreshing contrast. The bonus I was given was the privilege of having lunch with Timmy and hearing even more of his passion to count for Christ.
Rev. Keith M. Edwards, Registrar for Toronto Baptist Seminary
Timmy is a true showman. He left us ROFLMAO…Gotta catch his act to know how funny that quote really is!
Terence & Meggan D.
Thanks guys for a great show!!! I have heard only good comments about the show. Laughter is the best medicine and you were the pharmacy dispensing it. Thanks!!!!
Pastor Dave Schaubel, Stevensville UB Church
We had the distinct pleasure of having Timmy entertain us at the 150th for Wentworth Masonic Lodge. Although this was a formal occasion, Timmy was able to create appropriate and versatile comedy on the spot to suit everyone in attendance. He truly has a gift to provide very entertaining and hilarious views on life and himself. His injection of clean yet funny comedy made the evening complete without losing any of its formalities. Humour is so important to life’s enjoyment and fulfillment and Timmy let us escape for a short time with his talented delivery. It was our pleasure to have him share our special evening with us.
W. Bro. Les R. Vass, Wentforth Lodge No. 166
We attended Timmy’s performance at Trinity-St Andrew’s United Church this spring and thoroughly enjoyed it.  Thank you for a wonderful 2 hours of laughter with nary one word nor inference that I wouldn’t want my grandchildren to hear.  In fact, we hope to bring them to one of your performances in the near future.
Donna B.
Timmy is a tremendous emcee! He is able to connect different acts & comedians together in a way that is witty, fast-paced and keeps everyone laughing. He is able to take jokes and put a spin on them by adding to them and making the original stuff even funnier. He is able to find a way to connect things together and can keep people entertained even if the next act is late, delayed or there is some technical difficulty. No one notices!
L. Bumstead, Barrie
I have thoroughly enjoyed every show (The Circuit) I’ve attended in Guelph. It is a grassroots, family-friendly activity that’s a pleasure to attend. The quality and quantity is worth the price of admission and more! Keep up the great work!
D. Inkster, Guelph
We all need laughter in our lives. Timmy provides plenty of opportunity for laughter with good, clean humour. He kept us laughing all evening! If 15 minutes of laughter burns 10-40 calories, we burned a lot of calories that night!!!
Shirley Rushton, Counsellor at Brant Community Church - Brantford ON
Last Tuesday we had the pleasure of having Timmy Boyle, Steve Geyer and a young man named Kevin at Hi-Way Church in Barrie, ON. This was a mother/daughter night. If I had have known what was in store I would have made it a family night! We laughed so hard our sides and cheeks hurt. Not once did I cringe at something said! How wonderful to sit and listen to humor that was based on funny material rather than smut used for shock value. We cannot wait for the next booking. We will all be there! Thanks Timmy!
Audience Member - Barrie, ON
Timmy did a fantastic job as our emcee. He knew exactly what to say to entertain the crowd, but also was professional in keeping us on track throughout the event. He was a joy to work with and we definitely hope to have him emcee another one of our events in the future.
Kasey Pollard, Tourism Development Co-Ordinator - Hastings County
“Laughter is the best medicine and Timmy gave Durham Youth Housing & Support Services volunteers and supporters a good dose of it at our Volunteer Recognition Event.”
Jill Bates, Volunteer Co-Ordinator at Durham Youth Housing & Support Services
The first time I heard Timmy Boyle I had to remind myself he was a Christian/Family Comedian because he was extremely funny. In the past, there have been few clean comedians that were truly funny. Timmy is the exception. You will want to bring him home to the family. You will walk away with a smile on your face and joy in your heart.
Diane Reed Loew, Author

INSIDE TIMMY’S MIND:
A MUST READ FOR EVERY LITERATE PERSON

“I quickly foresee Inside Timmy’s Mind becoming
a national (or perhaps global) treasure!”

-Beth L. on Amazon

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Timmys Book Inside Timmys Mind

Others on Timmy’s Mind:

“It’s fantastic! What a perfect outlet for Timmy’s comedic mind. It was an absolutely delightful and easy read. I love the randomness of it. Timmy has deep convictions about things that I’ve never even thought about before . . . all with hilarious results.”
Leland Klassen, Comedian

“If you agree that looking like Edward from Twilight is a bad thing, that the twelve gifts of Christmas were way over the top, and that you can have a conversation with the colour purple, then you think like Timmy. And I’m a little scared of you. But you should read this book because it will make you think, ‘I’m not crazy after all!’ And sometimes we all need a little false reassurance.”
Sheila Wray Gregoire, Author, Speaker and Blogger

“I’ve read lots of books written by comedians, but none made me laugh like Inside Timmy’s Mind. It contains an abundance of clever sarcasm and hysterical word pictures, but the best part? It’s clean! Timmy Boyle is quickly proving himself as a comedian to watch. I’ll be keeping this one within reach for those moments when I need a quick dose of comic relief.”
Lynda Lee Schab, Author

“Unquestionably, Timmy is one of the most popular performers and speakers at our annual FaithWriters Conference. He never fails to leave his audience in fits of giggles and gales of laughter. Personally, I’ve been a fan of what goes on inside Timmy’s mind since I first read one of his articles back in 2010 (and no, I am not under psychiatric care). That’s why I keep bringing him back for the conference . . . and that’s why I decided to publish his book. Inside Timmy’s Mind still makes me laugh (even after the gazillionth read).”
Deb Porter, FaithWriters.com and Breath of Fresh Air Press

“It’s been a long time since I had so much fun reading a book!”
“I recommend this book for anyone who likes to laugh.”
“This is a great gift book for any occasion.”
“Treat yourself to a book that finds humor in every situation.”
“I quickly foresee Inside Timmy’s Mind becoming a national (or perhaps global) treasure.”

Multiple AMAZON Reviews

“Insightful, inspiring and downright hilarious! Inside Timmy’s Mind is, by far, one of the most dynamic books of the 21st Century. It is a must read for every literate person.”
Timmy Boyle, Comedian, Author, and Future Academy Award winner

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Timmys Book Inside Timmys Mind

Discover intriguing stories:

“It seemed to revolve around free-range chickens, Abe Lincoln, and a road trip to Kamloops, BC.”

“It’s been exactly ten years since my family and I first settled into our remote, northern Manitoba bunker.”

“We arrive home only to find our house burnt to the ground by those pesky Vikings.

Ponder curious statements:


“Sure, you can bring your unicorn over.”

“Hey, kid! Get Daddy another bon-bon.”

“More relational accidents happen in the washroom than any other room in the house.”

Delve into deep concepts:


“After an intense search, Brain was eventually discovered, curled up in the fetal position, fast asleep. Brain’s waves were as flat as the voice of an eliminated American Idol contestant.”

“I haven’t slept in three weeks, my arms and shoulders are numb, and I’ve got poop under my fingernails, but I know what my baby is saying. It’s heaven.”

“Tuesday is a day of frenetic activity, with two days’ work needing to be done in one, mainly because most people spent Monday moping, dragging their feet, and cursing the day’s very existence.”

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Timmys Book Inside Timmys Mind

“I really do hope you buy this book . . . because my children need to eat.”
Timmy

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Up Standing Comedy Thanks

STEVE-O (He's the man!), Leland Klassen (Mentoring), Maxwell Ariss (Logos), Jade Boyle (Live Show Photography), Jim Tice (Live Show Video Footage), "Scotty" Fletcher (Comedy Show Theme Music), Herbie Kuhn (Comedy Show Introduction: Voice Over), Lance Schibler (Comedy Show Introduction: Technical), Brian Mullins ("Why I Love Comedy" Video), All the performers!

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