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Timmy opened for our sold out show with the Skit Guys. He was professional and molded his set to fit our time slot and evening. He did a great job reading and responding with the audience and I would highly recommend him.
Bruce Mackay, Mackay Insurance Brokers Inc.
Timmy Boyle takes us to the precipice of life and pushes us in, laughing all the way! Timmy is a master at taking life’s ordinary experiences and revealing the humourous moments.
Pastor Harry, MFVC
We found Timmy Boyle to be very entertaining. He kept us laughing the whole time, especially during the live auction. How he could come up with something funny about each auction item on the spur of the moment was amazing!
Mary McKeown, Quinte Bible Chapel
It was our absolute delight, pleasure and privilege to have Timmy Boyle, Upstanding Comedy, entertain and inspire us at our 2010 FaithWriters’ Conference in Livonia, Michigan. We knew he would be very good, but he was outstanding. Timmy instantly built a rapport with his audience, had them laughing out loud, and he didn’t let up for a minute. It would be impossible to imagine a better way to start our conference. Timmy is the perfect icebreaker for any event, and his level of professionalism was outstanding. Yet, he was also completely approachable. FaithWriters.com has no hesitation recommending Timmy Boyle for any event looking for wholesome, family, hilarious entertainment. We loved him and would have him back in an instant.
Deb Porter, Breath of Fresh Air Publishing & Faithwriters(dot)com
I was laughing so hard at what he said I cried, but then picturing the things he left to the imagination I laughed hard enough off that as well. Good clean humor and with a slice of life on the side. GOOD JOB, TIMMY!
Joy M.
Timmy Boyle is a comedian you can trust. He is sensitive to his audience and respectful of the context in which he is performing. At the same time, his humour touches cultural hot buttons, exposing the frequent absence of ordinary common sense—all done hilariously and cleanly. Laughter is guaranteed!
Pastor Ewen Butler, Church on the Hill
Timmy Boyle was very entertaining and provided a great family friendly atmosphere for our annual church event. Humour is a much needed gift and I had several people say that they needed that for their morning.
Pastor Tim Walker, Bradford Baptist Church
We had the distinct pleasure of having Timmy entertain us at the 150th for Wentworth Masonic Lodge. Although this was a formal occasion, Timmy was able to create appropriate and versatile comedy on the spot to suit everyone in attendance. He truly has a gift to provide very entertaining and hilarious views on life and himself. His injection of clean yet funny comedy made the evening complete without losing any of its formalities. Humour is so important to life’s enjoyment and fulfillment and Timmy let us escape for a short time with his talented delivery. It was our pleasure to have him share our special evening with us.
W. Bro. Les R. Vass, Wentforth Lodge No. 166
Timmy Boyle is a gentleman and a true professional. He ‘read the room’ beautifully, and despite excess noise from a neighboring party, gave us a flawless performance. His content choices were perfect for the 50th anniversary occasion, and antics humourous for all ages. We’re still giggling thinking about it “Your comedian was hilarious!” “Brilliant! Unprecedented idea for a 50th wedding anniversary.”
Stephanie Kuhn & Guests, 50th Wedding Anniversary
Thanks guys for a great show!!! I have heard only good comments about the show. Laughter is the best medicine and you were the pharmacy dispensing it. Thanks!!!!
Pastor Dave Schaubel, Stevensville UB Church
The first time my wife and I went to see Timmy, it was because he was doing a fund-raiser for our church, and we went out of a sense of duty. Well…he did almost two full hours of stand-up, and had us in stitches the whole time – my stomach muscles were sore for about three days! And what really impressed me was that there was an eleven-year-old girl sitting right in front of us, and Timmy didn’t say a thing that would have made us uncomfortable to have her hear! One or the other, or both of us if possible, attend every time “The Circuit” comes to Barrie! And we never, ever go away disappointed!
R. MacDonald, Barrie
Timmy is funny, clean, smart, creative and original in his material! He’s a pleasure to work with as a comedian and a great MC who helps an event to run smoothly. I appreciate his professionalism and the way he shares his faith in his work. I’d recommend him to anyone. Timmy, I look forward to booking you again and again.
Jim Tice, humourist/speaker/author
The first time I heard Timmy Boyle, I didn’t want to laugh. I was tired and grumpy. But dag-gone if he didn’t have me cracking up from the moment he walked out. The guy just reeks funny!
Lisa Mikitarian, Author
This comedy show is refreshing entertainment for the whole family to enjoy. Timmy does a wonderful job engaging with the crowd and connecting with them. There was lot’s of laughs from beginning to end.
Darrelyn Dobbin, Queensway Baptist - Toronto ON
The Ministerial in Dresden (Ontario) asked Timmy Boyle to come to one of our community services on Oct. 25/15. We have folks from every church in town come and we encourage them to invite their unchurched friends and neighbours. We wanted this event to be both light-heart and yet have strong Christian message and Timmy “filled the bill” perfectly. He brilliantly wove his testimony and comedy together. He was brutally honest about the low points in his life and yet punctuated it with laughs. It should have been a hard thing to do, but he did it so well! People were really touched and also had a good time.
Pastor Terry Clyne, Zion Free Methodist Church
Timmy was nothing short of amazing during our corporate event. I have never heard so much positive feedback from our staff and team of advisors after the show was over. It truly was a night to remember, and we WILL definitely be having him come back in the near future! On a personal note, my wife and I are big fans of comedy, and Timmy was the best performance we have ever seen!
Jamie Prickett, CEO of Experior Financial Group - Guelph ON
Timmy recently came to share his gift of comedy with our “Camp Family”. The tent was filled with laughter as Timmy entertained young and old alike. It was a wonderful evening and we hope to be able to have him come back again. It was a pleasure to work with Timmy to organize and promote our event and I was very impressed with his professionalism before, during and after the performance! Thanks Timmy for sharing the gift of laughter with us, you really were a blessing!
Mollie Sitwell, Ministry Facilitator at Wesley Acres Retreat Centre & Campground
Don’t wait until you finish reading my endorsement before you book Timmy. His routine engaged me from beginning to end. In a world filled with “sketchy” humour, Timmy stands out in refreshing contrast. The bonus I was given was the privilege of having lunch with Timmy and hearing even more of his passion to count for Christ.
Rev. Keith M. Edwards, Registrar for Toronto Baptist Seminary
We all need laughter in our lives. Timmy provides plenty of opportunity for laughter with good, clean humour. He kept us laughing all evening! If 15 minutes of laughter burns 10-40 calories, we burned a lot of calories that night!!!
Shirley Rushton, Counsellor at Brant Community Church - Brantford ON
Timmy Boyle provides an offbeat sense of humour that delivers the laughs effortlessly every time.
John Hollingsworth, The Fidgets Improv
Timmy is a true showman. He left us ROFLMAO…Gotta catch his act to know how funny that quote really is!
Terence & Meggan D.
I called Timmy in the summer to begin organizing our school’s first ever comedy night. He was such a pleasure to deal with. He was very accommodating and even helped me to organize 2 more “clean” comedians for our event. With Timmy as our headliner, our comedy night was a huge success. People were belly laughing within minutes of Timmy taking the stage and didn’t stop until the end of the night. He was absolutely hilarious! I constantly have people coming up to me complimenting the show and asking when we’ll be doing the next one. His clean comedy act was perfect for a date night or an evening out with friends for a few, actually A LOT, of great laughs! I definitely look forward to working with Timmy again in the near future.
Sandy Burkhart, Guelph Community Christian School
Jack & I attended an event put on by the Kamloops Christian School in Kamloops BC on May 9/14. Mr. Boyle had my husband & I laughing for his entire routine. My belly muscles hurt until well after we arrived home that evening. This is the kind of comedy we love. Mr. Boyle is personable, incredibly funny & his show is appropriate for the whole family. God Bless you Timmy Boyle. Thank you for using your God-given gift to honor God in this way. Keep up the great work.
Jack & Tracy Y.
“I was very nervous hiring a stand-up comic for a bunch of neuroscientists and neurologists, but my fears were allayed within the first five minutes. Timmy tailored his set perfectly for a difficult audience and managed to get a skeptical crowd laughing and fully engaged. To do funny clean comedy that is all inclusive these days is a tremendous feat, but he pulled it off wonderfully. And he picked on all of the right people! How did he do that?”
David Taylor PhD, Director of Research at the ALS Society of Canada
“Laughter is the best medicine and Timmy gave Durham Youth Housing & Support Services volunteers and supporters a good dose of it at our Volunteer Recognition Event.”
Jill Bates, Volunteer Co-Ordinator at Durham Youth Housing & Support Services
Last Tuesday we had the pleasure of having Timmy Boyle, Steve Geyer and a young man named Kevin at Hi-Way Church in Barrie, ON. This was a mother/daughter night. If I had have known what was in store I would have made it a family night! We laughed so hard our sides and cheeks hurt. Not once did I cringe at something said! How wonderful to sit and listen to humor that was based on funny material rather than smut used for shock value. We cannot wait for the next booking. We will all be there! Thanks Timmy!
Audience Member - Barrie, ON
Up Standing Comedy delivers on it’s promise to provide a quality, clean comedy experience. Timmy’s versatile comedy style connects to every demographic in the audience extending to each one the gift of laughter. You will enjoy a night with Timmy Boyle!
Pastor Shawn Stickler, The Pentecostals of Quinte
This year we were looking for something different for our Annual General Meeting. We had received a recommendation from a colleague to see Timmy Boyle if we ever got a chance. The writer indicated that “they laughed until their cheeks hurt”. If you are ever looking for a comedian, reasonably priced, and one who performs clean, funny material that you can take your whole family to enjoy, Timmy Boyle is your guy. If you want to liven up an event, but still remain family-oriented (and PC), I would highly recommend TIMMY BOYLE. He will gear his show to suit your needs and you will “laugh until your cheeks hurt”.
J.E. Adams, Manager of Business & Finance for Community Living Meaford
I have seen Timmy Boyle six times in the past year and every performance is fantastic. I have seen him get both adults and children involved in the comedy which makes it that much more enjoyable. His clean comedy is always appreciated and everyone who sees him asks when he will be returning again. Even though I have seen him several times I am always eager and look forward to seeing him again. Don’t miss the opportunity to see this fantastic show.
Brad S.
I had no idea what to expect with his comedy, and totally enjoyed his “take” on life. At times, I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face! If laughter is good medicine, then people should take a healthy dose of Timmy Boyle! And he has a neat wife, too!
Peggy B.

INSIDE TIMMY’S MIND:
A MUST READ FOR EVERY LITERATE PERSON

“I quickly foresee Inside Timmy’s Mind becoming
a national (or perhaps global) treasure!”

-Beth L. on Amazon

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Timmys Book Inside Timmys Mind

Others on Timmy’s Mind:

“It’s fantastic! What a perfect outlet for Timmy’s comedic mind. It was an absolutely delightful and easy read. I love the randomness of it. Timmy has deep convictions about things that I’ve never even thought about before . . . all with hilarious results.”
Leland Klassen, Comedian

“If you agree that looking like Edward from Twilight is a bad thing, that the twelve gifts of Christmas were way over the top, and that you can have a conversation with the colour purple, then you think like Timmy. And I’m a little scared of you. But you should read this book because it will make you think, ‘I’m not crazy after all!’ And sometimes we all need a little false reassurance.”
Sheila Wray Gregoire, Author, Speaker and Blogger

“I’ve read lots of books written by comedians, but none made me laugh like Inside Timmy’s Mind. It contains an abundance of clever sarcasm and hysterical word pictures, but the best part? It’s clean! Timmy Boyle is quickly proving himself as a comedian to watch. I’ll be keeping this one within reach for those moments when I need a quick dose of comic relief.”
Lynda Lee Schab, Author

“Unquestionably, Timmy is one of the most popular performers and speakers at our annual FaithWriters Conference. He never fails to leave his audience in fits of giggles and gales of laughter. Personally, I’ve been a fan of what goes on inside Timmy’s mind since I first read one of his articles back in 2010 (and no, I am not under psychiatric care). That’s why I keep bringing him back for the conference . . . and that’s why I decided to publish his book. Inside Timmy’s Mind still makes me laugh (even after the gazillionth read).”
Deb Porter, FaithWriters.com and Breath of Fresh Air Press

“It’s been a long time since I had so much fun reading a book!”
“I recommend this book for anyone who likes to laugh.”
“This is a great gift book for any occasion.”
“Treat yourself to a book that finds humor in every situation.”
“I quickly foresee Inside Timmy’s Mind becoming a national (or perhaps global) treasure.”

Multiple AMAZON Reviews

“Insightful, inspiring and downright hilarious! Inside Timmy’s Mind is, by far, one of the most dynamic books of the 21st Century. It is a must read for every literate person.”
Timmy Boyle, Comedian, Author, and Future Academy Award winner

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Discover intriguing stories:

“It seemed to revolve around free-range chickens, Abe Lincoln, and a road trip to Kamloops, BC.”

“It’s been exactly ten years since my family and I first settled into our remote, northern Manitoba bunker.”

“We arrive home only to find our house burnt to the ground by those pesky Vikings.

Ponder curious statements:


“Sure, you can bring your unicorn over.”

“Hey, kid! Get Daddy another bon-bon.”

“More relational accidents happen in the washroom than any other room in the house.”

Delve into deep concepts:


“After an intense search, Brain was eventually discovered, curled up in the fetal position, fast asleep. Brain’s waves were as flat as the voice of an eliminated American Idol contestant.”

“I haven’t slept in three weeks, my arms and shoulders are numb, and I’ve got poop under my fingernails, but I know what my baby is saying. It’s heaven.”

“Tuesday is a day of frenetic activity, with two days’ work needing to be done in one, mainly because most people spent Monday moping, dragging their feet, and cursing the day’s very existence.”

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Timmys Book Inside Timmys Mind

“I really do hope you buy this book . . . because my children need to eat.”
Timmy

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Up Standing Comedy Thanks

STEVE-O (He's the man!), Leland Klassen (Mentoring), Maxwell Ariss (Logos), Jade Boyle (Live Show Photography), Jim Tice (Live Show Video Footage), "Scotty" Fletcher (Comedy Show Theme Music), Herbie Kuhn (Comedy Show Introduction: Voice Over), Lance Schibler (Comedy Show Introduction: Technical), Brian Mullins ("Why I Love Comedy" Video), All the performers!

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