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“I was very nervous hiring a stand-up comic for a bunch of neuroscientists and neurologists, but my fears were allayed within the first five minutes. Timmy tailored his set perfectly for a difficult audience and managed to get a skeptical crowd laughing and fully engaged. To do funny clean comedy that is all inclusive these days is a tremendous feat, but he pulled it off wonderfully. And he picked on all of the right people! How did he do that?”
David Taylor PhD, Director of Research at the ALS Society of Canada
Thanks guys for a great show!!! I have heard only good comments about the show. Laughter is the best medicine and you were the pharmacy dispensing it. Thanks!!!!
Pastor Dave Schaubel, Stevensville UB Church
This comedy show is refreshing entertainment for the whole family to enjoy. Timmy does a wonderful job engaging with the crowd and connecting with them. There was lot’s of laughs from beginning to end.
Darrelyn Dobbin, Queensway Baptist - Toronto ON
I had no idea what to expect with his comedy, and totally enjoyed his “take” on life. At times, I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face! If laughter is good medicine, then people should take a healthy dose of Timmy Boyle! And he has a neat wife, too!
Peggy B.
Timmy Boyle is a wonderful Christian performer you can trust to deliver an engaging and fun filled event. The humour is exactly as he says clean and family friendly. Timmy performed for a fund raising dinner that will not be forgotten by those who attended. Timmy places success of your event high on his priorities.
Ron Easton, Director of Key Bible Clubs
Timmy Boyle takes us to the precipice of life and pushes us in, laughing all the way! Timmy is a master at taking life’s ordinary experiences and revealing the humourous moments.
Pastor Harry, MFVC
Stone church had the privilege of hosting Timmy Boyle at our Women’s ministry and L.I.F.E Group Christmas event. Our inter-generational group were blessed with laughter and good humor as Timmy entertained our group with good clean inventive humor that brought about laughter and a sense of enjoyment for all. We look forward to hosting Timmy again in the near future.
Lavern Gravis, Stone Church
I have thoroughly enjoyed every show (The Circuit) I’ve attended in Guelph. It is a grassroots, family-friendly activity that’s a pleasure to attend. The quality and quantity is worth the price of admission and more! Keep up the great work!
D. Inkster, Guelph
Timmy did a fantastic job as our emcee. He knew exactly what to say to entertain the crowd, but also was professional in keeping us on track throughout the event. He was a joy to work with and we definitely hope to have him emcee another one of our events in the future.
Kasey Pollard, Tourism Development Co-Ordinator - Hastings County
Up Standing Comedy delivers on it’s promise to provide a quality, clean comedy experience. Timmy’s versatile comedy style connects to every demographic in the audience extending to each one the gift of laughter. You will enjoy a night with Timmy Boyle!
Pastor Shawn Stickler, The Pentecostals of Quinte
We attended Timmy’s performance at Trinity-St Andrew’s United Church this spring and thoroughly enjoyed it.  Thank you for a wonderful 2 hours of laughter with nary one word nor inference that I wouldn’t want my grandchildren to hear.  In fact, we hope to bring them to one of your performances in the near future.
Donna B.
Timmy Boyle was very entertaining and provided a great family friendly atmosphere for our annual church event. Humour is a much needed gift and I had several people say that they needed that for their morning.
Pastor Tim Walker, Bradford Baptist Church
Timmy Boyle is a gentleman and a true professional. He ‘read the room’ beautifully, and despite excess noise from a neighboring party, gave us a flawless performance. His content choices were perfect for the 50th anniversary occasion, and antics humourous for all ages. We’re still giggling thinking about it “Your comedian was hilarious!” “Brilliant! Unprecedented idea for a 50th wedding anniversary.”
Stephanie Kuhn & Guests, 50th Wedding Anniversary
Timmy opened for our sold out show with the Skit Guys. He was professional and molded his set to fit our time slot and evening. He did a great job reading and responding with the audience and I would highly recommend him.
Bruce Mackay, Mackay Insurance Brokers Inc.
Timmy Boyle is a class act. He performed at our 100% Pure Comedy night and rocked the stage. We have had nothing but positive feedback. I would highly recommend Timmy for your next event. He will have you LOLing all night.
Malcolm Hunt, Station Manager at UCB Canada 89.3 Chatham-Kent
We enjoyed a great evening with Timmy, filled with laughter, at our Annual Youth Christmas Banquet. It was fantastic to book a comedian, knowing that the content would be clean. Laughter really is good medicine!
Rose Frey, Wallenstein Bible Chapel
On behalf of my staff I would like to thank you for your performance at our Staff Appreciation dinner. You had everyone laughing and having a great time. The references to an awkward adolescence especially resonated with some of us. The Sonny & Cher bit with the majority owner was great and had people talking and ribbing him for a week which was awesome because it definitely fits our culture. All in all it was a fabulous time which is exactly as was promised and you pulled it off wonderfully.
Henry DeKlerk - Grand Erie Farm & Country Ltd.
I have seen Timmy Boyle six times in the past year and every performance is fantastic. I have seen him get both adults and children involved in the comedy which makes it that much more enjoyable. His clean comedy is always appreciated and everyone who sees him asks when he will be returning again. Even though I have seen him several times I am always eager and look forward to seeing him again. Don’t miss the opportunity to see this fantastic show.
Brad S.
I watched him walk slowly out on the stage, take a sip of orange juice, and proceed to blow the doors off the place. Wow.
Daren Streblow, Comedian & Host of “The Daren Streblow Comedy Show”
Your performance at our October 17, 2015 Youth for Christ banquet was excellent. The evening was our fall fund raiser. After a wonderful dinner we were entertained my your great clean humour. We had a mixture of both young and old, who had lots of laughs with your jokes and satire. Your closing with Jeff our master of ceremonies as Sonny and you as Cher was hilarious. You filled our evening with lots of laughs and helped to make it a very memorable event. Wishing you continued success.
Patrick Heffernan, Chair of Cambridge YFC's Steering Team
“Laughter is the best medicine and Timmy gave Durham Youth Housing & Support Services volunteers and supporters a good dose of it at our Volunteer Recognition Event.”
Jill Bates, Volunteer Co-Ordinator at Durham Youth Housing & Support Services
Don’t wait until you finish reading my endorsement before you book Timmy. His routine engaged me from beginning to end. In a world filled with “sketchy” humour, Timmy stands out in refreshing contrast. The bonus I was given was the privilege of having lunch with Timmy and hearing even more of his passion to count for Christ.
Rev. Keith M. Edwards, Registrar for Toronto Baptist Seminary
I called Timmy in the summer to begin organizing our school’s first ever comedy night. He was such a pleasure to deal with. He was very accommodating and even helped me to organize 2 more “clean” comedians for our event. With Timmy as our headliner, our comedy night was a huge success. People were belly laughing within minutes of Timmy taking the stage and didn’t stop until the end of the night. He was absolutely hilarious! I constantly have people coming up to me complimenting the show and asking when we’ll be doing the next one. His clean comedy act was perfect for a date night or an evening out with friends for a few, actually A LOT, of great laughs! I definitely look forward to working with Timmy again in the near future.
Sandy Burkhart, Guelph Community Christian School
Jack & I attended an event put on by the Kamloops Christian School in Kamloops BC on May 9/14. Mr. Boyle had my husband & I laughing for his entire routine. My belly muscles hurt until well after we arrived home that evening. This is the kind of comedy we love. Mr. Boyle is personable, incredibly funny & his show is appropriate for the whole family. God Bless you Timmy Boyle. Thank you for using your God-given gift to honor God in this way. Keep up the great work.
Jack & Tracy Y.
Timmy Boyle takes the everyday happenings of life and finds the absolute, wonderful humor behind them. He can make a pile of dirty laundry tug a person’s insides until the laughter can no longer be held inside. I’ve seen him on three separate occasions, and he just keeps me laughing with good, clean humor. Life really is funny!
Linda S. Glaz – Agent, Hartline Literary Agency
It was our absolute delight, pleasure and privilege to have Timmy Boyle, Upstanding Comedy, entertain and inspire us at our 2010 FaithWriters’ Conference in Livonia, Michigan. We knew he would be very good, but he was outstanding. Timmy instantly built a rapport with his audience, had them laughing out loud, and he didn’t let up for a minute. It would be impossible to imagine a better way to start our conference. Timmy is the perfect icebreaker for any event, and his level of professionalism was outstanding. Yet, he was also completely approachable. FaithWriters.com has no hesitation recommending Timmy Boyle for any event looking for wholesome, family, hilarious entertainment. We loved him and would have him back in an instant.
Deb Porter, Breath of Fresh Air Publishing & Faithwriters(dot)com
The first time my wife and I went to see Timmy, it was because he was doing a fund-raiser for our church, and we went out of a sense of duty. Well…he did almost two full hours of stand-up, and had us in stitches the whole time – my stomach muscles were sore for about three days! And what really impressed me was that there was an eleven-year-old girl sitting right in front of us, and Timmy didn’t say a thing that would have made us uncomfortable to have her hear! One or the other, or both of us if possible, attend every time “The Circuit” comes to Barrie! And we never, ever go away disappointed!
R. MacDonald, Barrie
The first time I heard Timmy Boyle I had to remind myself he was a Christian/Family Comedian because he was extremely funny. In the past, there have been few clean comedians that were truly funny. Timmy is the exception. You will want to bring him home to the family. You will walk away with a smile on your face and joy in your heart.
Diane Reed Loew, Author
Timmy did a great job to sense the direction we were going, came along side us in our mission, and hit it out of the park for a great and memorable event in our community.
Pastor Ed Furst, Word of Life Church - Olds AB
In February this year our local Knights of Columbus held a fund raising dinner. We had 424 people attend the event and everyone had a fantastic time. Being a Christian organization, it was important to have Clean Comedy and Timmy Boyle delivered. We raised 16,000.00 for a shelter to help pregnant teenagers have a choice, other than an abortion. It is an excellent way to raise money. In future we plan to have another show.
Paul Doiron, Knights of Columbus, 10631

INSIDE TIMMY’S MIND:
A MUST READ FOR EVERY LITERATE PERSON

“I quickly foresee Inside Timmy’s Mind becoming
a national (or perhaps global) treasure!”

-Beth L. on Amazon

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Others on Timmy’s Mind:

“It’s fantastic! What a perfect outlet for Timmy’s comedic mind. It was an absolutely delightful and easy read. I love the randomness of it. Timmy has deep convictions about things that I’ve never even thought about before . . . all with hilarious results.”
Leland Klassen, Comedian

“If you agree that looking like Edward from Twilight is a bad thing, that the twelve gifts of Christmas were way over the top, and that you can have a conversation with the colour purple, then you think like Timmy. And I’m a little scared of you. But you should read this book because it will make you think, ‘I’m not crazy after all!’ And sometimes we all need a little false reassurance.”
Sheila Wray Gregoire, Author, Speaker and Blogger

“I’ve read lots of books written by comedians, but none made me laugh like Inside Timmy’s Mind. It contains an abundance of clever sarcasm and hysterical word pictures, but the best part? It’s clean! Timmy Boyle is quickly proving himself as a comedian to watch. I’ll be keeping this one within reach for those moments when I need a quick dose of comic relief.”
Lynda Lee Schab, Author

“Unquestionably, Timmy is one of the most popular performers and speakers at our annual FaithWriters Conference. He never fails to leave his audience in fits of giggles and gales of laughter. Personally, I’ve been a fan of what goes on inside Timmy’s mind since I first read one of his articles back in 2010 (and no, I am not under psychiatric care). That’s why I keep bringing him back for the conference . . . and that’s why I decided to publish his book. Inside Timmy’s Mind still makes me laugh (even after the gazillionth read).”
Deb Porter, FaithWriters.com and Breath of Fresh Air Press

“It’s been a long time since I had so much fun reading a book!”
“I recommend this book for anyone who likes to laugh.”
“This is a great gift book for any occasion.”
“Treat yourself to a book that finds humor in every situation.”
“I quickly foresee Inside Timmy’s Mind becoming a national (or perhaps global) treasure.”

Multiple AMAZON Reviews

“Insightful, inspiring and downright hilarious! Inside Timmy’s Mind is, by far, one of the most dynamic books of the 21st Century. It is a must read for every literate person.”
Timmy Boyle, Comedian, Author, and Future Academy Award winner

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Discover intriguing stories:

“It seemed to revolve around free-range chickens, Abe Lincoln, and a road trip to Kamloops, BC.”

“It’s been exactly ten years since my family and I first settled into our remote, northern Manitoba bunker.”

“We arrive home only to find our house burnt to the ground by those pesky Vikings.

Ponder curious statements:


“Sure, you can bring your unicorn over.”

“Hey, kid! Get Daddy another bon-bon.”

“More relational accidents happen in the washroom than any other room in the house.”

Delve into deep concepts:


“After an intense search, Brain was eventually discovered, curled up in the fetal position, fast asleep. Brain’s waves were as flat as the voice of an eliminated American Idol contestant.”

“I haven’t slept in three weeks, my arms and shoulders are numb, and I’ve got poop under my fingernails, but I know what my baby is saying. It’s heaven.”

“Tuesday is a day of frenetic activity, with two days’ work needing to be done in one, mainly because most people spent Monday moping, dragging their feet, and cursing the day’s very existence.”

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“I really do hope you buy this book . . . because my children need to eat.”
Timmy

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Up Standing Comedy Thanks

STEVE-O (He's the man!), Leland Klassen (Mentoring), Maxwell Ariss (Logos), Jade Boyle (Live Show Photography), Jim Tice (Live Show Video Footage), "Scotty" Fletcher (Comedy Show Theme Music), Herbie Kuhn (Comedy Show Introduction: Voice Over), Lance Schibler (Comedy Show Introduction: Technical), Brian Mullins ("Why I Love Comedy" Video), All the performers!

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