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Timmy Boyle was very entertaining and provided a great family friendly atmosphere for our annual church event. Humour is a much needed gift and I had several people say that they needed that for their morning.
Pastor Tim Walker, Bradford Baptist Church
We attended Timmy’s performance at Trinity-St Andrew’s United Church this spring and thoroughly enjoyed it.  Thank you for a wonderful 2 hours of laughter with nary one word nor inference that I wouldn’t want my grandchildren to hear.  In fact, we hope to bring them to one of your performances in the near future.
Donna B.
I have seen Timmy Boyle six times in the past year and every performance is fantastic. I have seen him get both adults and children involved in the comedy which makes it that much more enjoyable. His clean comedy is always appreciated and everyone who sees him asks when he will be returning again. Even though I have seen him several times I am always eager and look forward to seeing him again. Don’t miss the opportunity to see this fantastic show.
Brad S.
Your performance at our October 17, 2015 Youth for Christ banquet was excellent. The evening was our fall fund raiser. After a wonderful dinner we were entertained my your great clean humour. We had a mixture of both young and old, who had lots of laughs with your jokes and satire. Your closing with Jeff our master of ceremonies as Sonny and you as Cher was hilarious. You filled our evening with lots of laughs and helped to make it a very memorable event. Wishing you continued success.
Patrick Heffernan, Chair of Cambridge YFC's Steering Team
The first time I heard Timmy Boyle I had to remind myself he was a Christian/Family Comedian because he was extremely funny. In the past, there have been few clean comedians that were truly funny. Timmy is the exception. You will want to bring him home to the family. You will walk away with a smile on your face and joy in your heart.
Diane Reed Loew, Author
Timmy Boyle is a comedian you can trust. He is sensitive to his audience and respectful of the context in which he is performing. At the same time, his humour touches cultural hot buttons, exposing the frequent absence of ordinary common sense—all done hilariously and cleanly. Laughter is guaranteed!
Pastor Ewen Butler, Church on the Hill
Timmy Boyle takes the everyday happenings of life and finds the absolute, wonderful humor behind them. He can make a pile of dirty laundry tug a person’s insides until the laughter can no longer be held inside. I’ve seen him on three separate occasions, and he just keeps me laughing with good, clean humor. Life really is funny!
Linda S. Glaz – Agent, Hartline Literary Agency
The first time my wife and I went to see Timmy, it was because he was doing a fund-raiser for our church, and we went out of a sense of duty. Well…he did almost two full hours of stand-up, and had us in stitches the whole time – my stomach muscles were sore for about three days! And what really impressed me was that there was an eleven-year-old girl sitting right in front of us, and Timmy didn’t say a thing that would have made us uncomfortable to have her hear! One or the other, or both of us if possible, attend every time “The Circuit” comes to Barrie! And we never, ever go away disappointed!
R. MacDonald, Barrie
We had the distinct pleasure of having Timmy entertain us at the 150th for Wentworth Masonic Lodge. Although this was a formal occasion, Timmy was able to create appropriate and versatile comedy on the spot to suit everyone in attendance. He truly has a gift to provide very entertaining and hilarious views on life and himself. His injection of clean yet funny comedy made the evening complete without losing any of its formalities. Humour is so important to life’s enjoyment and fulfillment and Timmy let us escape for a short time with his talented delivery. It was our pleasure to have him share our special evening with us.
W. Bro. Les R. Vass, Wentforth Lodge No. 166
Timmy recently came to share his gift of comedy with our “Camp Family”. The tent was filled with laughter as Timmy entertained young and old alike. It was a wonderful evening and we hope to be able to have him come back again. It was a pleasure to work with Timmy to organize and promote our event and I was very impressed with his professionalism before, during and after the performance! Thanks Timmy for sharing the gift of laughter with us, you really were a blessing!
Mollie Sitwell, Ministry Facilitator at Wesley Acres Retreat Centre & Campground
Timmy Boyle is a class act. He performed at our 100% Pure Comedy night and rocked the stage. We have had nothing but positive feedback. I would highly recommend Timmy for your next event. He will have you LOLing all night.
Malcolm Hunt, Station Manager at UCB Canada 89.3 Chatham-Kent
Very funny! A down-to-earth guy with a ridiculous view of the way things are…It was absolutely our pleasure to have Timmy Boyle present!
Jenni Piette, owner of Scrapbooks by Design
This comedy show is refreshing entertainment for the whole family to enjoy. Timmy does a wonderful job engaging with the crowd and connecting with them. There was lot’s of laughs from beginning to end.
Darrelyn Dobbin, Queensway Baptist - Toronto ON
Up Standing Comedy delivers on it’s promise to provide a quality, clean comedy experience. Timmy’s versatile comedy style connects to every demographic in the audience extending to each one the gift of laughter. You will enjoy a night with Timmy Boyle!
Pastor Shawn Stickler, The Pentecostals of Quinte
Timmy was nothing short of amazing during our corporate event. I have never heard so much positive feedback from our staff and team of advisors after the show was over. It truly was a night to remember, and we WILL definitely be having him come back in the near future! On a personal note, my wife and I are big fans of comedy, and Timmy was the best performance we have ever seen!
Jamie Prickett, CEO of Experior Financial Group - Guelph ON
We recently had Timmy Boyle come to our Church for a comedy night. I have to admit that I was a little nervous to bring in a comedian because what some people call “clean”, isn’t necessarily my definition of clean. However, I was very pleased with Timmy’s act and not only was he clean, he was very funny. We had nothing but positive feedback from all who attended. I thoroughly recommend him to your congregation.
Pastor Peter Spragg, Emmanuel Baptist Church
I would recommend having Timmy for any social event big or small. His wry sense of humour, and ability to make light of everyday life situations keeps you laughing at others and mostly yourself. We had Timmy for two recent events where people were fondly remembering and talking about his schtick for days after. You know it’s good when people are repeating the jokes. Clean, good humour at its best. Just remember to call or email him to book because he might not respond to texts as he is starting a movement to change modern texting practices-“LoL”
Pastor Deon Malloy, Center of Hope Int’l Church
Timmy is funny, clean, smart, creative and original in his material! He’s a pleasure to work with as a comedian and a great MC who helps an event to run smoothly. I appreciate his professionalism and the way he shares his faith in his work. I’d recommend him to anyone. Timmy, I look forward to booking you again and again.
Jim Tice, humourist/speaker/author
Jack & I attended an event put on by the Kamloops Christian School in Kamloops BC on May 9/14. Mr. Boyle had my husband & I laughing for his entire routine. My belly muscles hurt until well after we arrived home that evening. This is the kind of comedy we love. Mr. Boyle is personable, incredibly funny & his show is appropriate for the whole family. God Bless you Timmy Boyle. Thank you for using your God-given gift to honor God in this way. Keep up the great work.
Jack & Tracy Y.
I was laughing so hard at what he said I cried, but then picturing the things he left to the imagination I laughed hard enough off that as well. Good clean humor and with a slice of life on the side. GOOD JOB, TIMMY!
Joy M.
Timmy opened for our sold out show with the Skit Guys. He was professional and molded his set to fit our time slot and evening. He did a great job reading and responding with the audience and I would highly recommend him.
Bruce Mackay, Mackay Insurance Brokers Inc.
Thanks guys for a great show!!! I have heard only good comments about the show. Laughter is the best medicine and you were the pharmacy dispensing it. Thanks!!!!
Pastor Dave Schaubel, Stevensville UB Church
Timmy is a true showman. He left us ROFLMAO…Gotta catch his act to know how funny that quote really is!
Terence & Meggan D.
Timmy Boyle takes us to the precipice of life and pushes us in, laughing all the way! Timmy is a master at taking life’s ordinary experiences and revealing the humourous moments.
Pastor Harry, MFVC
I watched him walk slowly out on the stage, take a sip of orange juice, and proceed to blow the doors off the place. Wow.
Daren Streblow, Comedian & Host of “The Daren Streblow Comedy Show”
We all need laughter in our lives. Timmy provides plenty of opportunity for laughter with good, clean humour. He kept us laughing all evening! If 15 minutes of laughter burns 10-40 calories, we burned a lot of calories that night!!!
Shirley Rushton, Counsellor at Brant Community Church - Brantford ON
Timmy Boyle is a gentleman and a true professional. He ‘read the room’ beautifully, and despite excess noise from a neighboring party, gave us a flawless performance. His content choices were perfect for the 50th anniversary occasion, and antics humourous for all ages. We’re still giggling thinking about it “Your comedian was hilarious!” “Brilliant! Unprecedented idea for a 50th wedding anniversary.”
Stephanie Kuhn & Guests, 50th Wedding Anniversary
Our church had a fantastic evening with Timmy Boyle and the Upstanding Comedy Show! It was a great event that we promoted widely in our community, with many newcomers attending. Timmy is a top-notch performer, and he also provided personal marketing support that went a long way towards making it a success. Everything was first-rate. Thank you Timmy!
Pastor Tim Strickland, Waverley Road Baptist Church
“I was very nervous hiring a stand-up comic for a bunch of neuroscientists and neurologists, but my fears were allayed within the first five minutes. Timmy tailored his set perfectly for a difficult audience and managed to get a skeptical crowd laughing and fully engaged. To do funny clean comedy that is all inclusive these days is a tremendous feat, but he pulled it off wonderfully. And he picked on all of the right people! How did he do that?”
David Taylor PhD, Director of Research at the ALS Society of Canada
Stone church had the privilege of hosting Timmy Boyle at our Women’s ministry and L.I.F.E Group Christmas event. Our inter-generational group were blessed with laughter and good humor as Timmy entertained our group with good clean inventive humor that brought about laughter and a sense of enjoyment for all. We look forward to hosting Timmy again in the near future.
Lavern Gravis, Stone Church


“I quickly foresee Inside Timmy’s Mind becoming
a national (or perhaps global) treasure!”

-Beth L. on Amazon

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Timmys Book Inside Timmys Mind

Others on Timmy’s Mind:

“It’s fantastic! What a perfect outlet for Timmy’s comedic mind. It was an absolutely delightful and easy read. I love the randomness of it. Timmy has deep convictions about things that I’ve never even thought about before . . . all with hilarious results.”
Leland Klassen, Comedian

“If you agree that looking like Edward from Twilight is a bad thing, that the twelve gifts of Christmas were way over the top, and that you can have a conversation with the colour purple, then you think like Timmy. And I’m a little scared of you. But you should read this book because it will make you think, ‘I’m not crazy after all!’ And sometimes we all need a little false reassurance.”
Sheila Wray Gregoire, Author, Speaker and Blogger

“I’ve read lots of books written by comedians, but none made me laugh like Inside Timmy’s Mind. It contains an abundance of clever sarcasm and hysterical word pictures, but the best part? It’s clean! Timmy Boyle is quickly proving himself as a comedian to watch. I’ll be keeping this one within reach for those moments when I need a quick dose of comic relief.”
Lynda Lee Schab, Author

“Unquestionably, Timmy is one of the most popular performers and speakers at our annual FaithWriters Conference. He never fails to leave his audience in fits of giggles and gales of laughter. Personally, I’ve been a fan of what goes on inside Timmy’s mind since I first read one of his articles back in 2010 (and no, I am not under psychiatric care). That’s why I keep bringing him back for the conference . . . and that’s why I decided to publish his book. Inside Timmy’s Mind still makes me laugh (even after the gazillionth read).”
Deb Porter, and Breath of Fresh Air Press

“It’s been a long time since I had so much fun reading a book!”
“I recommend this book for anyone who likes to laugh.”
“This is a great gift book for any occasion.”
“Treat yourself to a book that finds humor in every situation.”
“I quickly foresee Inside Timmy’s Mind becoming a national (or perhaps global) treasure.”

Multiple AMAZON Reviews

“Insightful, inspiring and downright hilarious! Inside Timmy’s Mind is, by far, one of the most dynamic books of the 21st Century. It is a must read for every literate person.”
Timmy Boyle, Comedian, Author, and Future Academy Award winner

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Timmys Book Inside Timmys Mind

Discover intriguing stories:

“It seemed to revolve around free-range chickens, Abe Lincoln, and a road trip to Kamloops, BC.”

“It’s been exactly ten years since my family and I first settled into our remote, northern Manitoba bunker.”

“We arrive home only to find our house burnt to the ground by those pesky Vikings.

Ponder curious statements:

“Sure, you can bring your unicorn over.”

“Hey, kid! Get Daddy another bon-bon.”

“More relational accidents happen in the washroom than any other room in the house.”

Delve into deep concepts:

“After an intense search, Brain was eventually discovered, curled up in the fetal position, fast asleep. Brain’s waves were as flat as the voice of an eliminated American Idol contestant.”

“I haven’t slept in three weeks, my arms and shoulders are numb, and I’ve got poop under my fingernails, but I know what my baby is saying. It’s heaven.”

“Tuesday is a day of frenetic activity, with two days’ work needing to be done in one, mainly because most people spent Monday moping, dragging their feet, and cursing the day’s very existence.”

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Timmys Book Inside Timmys Mind

“I really do hope you buy this book . . . because my children need to eat.”


you won’t regret it.





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Up Standing Comedy Thanks

STEVE-O (He's the man!), Leland Klassen (Mentoring), Maxwell Ariss (Logos), Jade Boyle (Live Show Photography), Jim Tice (Live Show Video Footage), "Scotty" Fletcher (Comedy Show Theme Music), Herbie Kuhn (Comedy Show Introduction: Voice Over), Lance Schibler (Comedy Show Introduction: Technical), Brian Mullins ("Why I Love Comedy" Video), All the performers!

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