A QUALITY, CLEAN STAND-UP COMEDY EXPERIENCE
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I watched him walk slowly out on the stage, take a sip of orange juice, and proceed to blow the doors off the place. Wow.
BRING QUALITY CLEAN COMEDY TO YOUR COMMUNITY!
Community – Churches – Camps – Corporate – Conferences – Campus
TIMMY’S MUCH ANTICIPATED BOOK IS NOW AVAILABLE!
“What a perfect outlet for Timmy’s comedic mind.”
“This book will make you think, ‘I’m not crazy after all!’”
“An abundance of clever sarcasm and hysterical word pictures.”
“Inside Timmy’s Mind still makes me laugh (even after the gazillionth read).”
“A Must Read for Every Literate Person”
READ ABOUT IT HERE!
ORDER YOUR COPY HERE!
HOST AN EVENING OF COMEDY WITH TIMMY BOYLE
“If you have the opportunity to host a night of Up Standing Comedy with Timmy…
you will not be disappointed.” – Rev. Robert F. Elka
“I have to admit I was a little nervous to bring in a comedian because what some people call “clean”, isn’t necessarily my definition of clean. However, I was very pleased with Timmy’s act. Not only was he clean, he was very funny. Nothing but positive feedback…I thoroughly recommend him.” – Pastor Peter Spragg
People ask…“No offence, but are you funny???” I say…“No offence taken.” Others have said…
“I would highly recommend Timmy for your next event.”
“We loved him and would have him back in an instant.”
“The clean humour made this a great family event.”
“Don’t wait until you finish reading my endorsement before you book Timmy.”
“The first time I heard Timmy Boyle, I didn’t want to laugh. I was tired and grumpy. But dag-gone if he didn’t have me cracking up from the moment he walked out. The guy just reeks funny!”
To host an Up Standing Comedy show or to book Clean Comedian Timmy Boyle to perform at another type of event, please contact us at:
2192 Queen St. East Suite #49, Toronto, Ontario M4E 1E6
Tel: (647) 990-4244 | firstname.lastname@example.org
CANADA’S 1st CLEAN COMEDY CLUB CIRCUIT!
Up Standing Comedy is proud and excited to be helping lead the charge in the establishing of regular clean comedy rooms across Canada.
Canada’s First Clean Comedy Club Circuit, known now as “THE CIRCUIT” has just completed Season III. 25 dates. 5 cities. 1 electrifying comedy initiative!
New headliners each tour…but the same hilarious results every time! Be sure and experience this historic event.
Are you interested in regularly hosting an Up Standing Comedy evening? Are you an aspiring clean comedian looking for stage time? Contact email@example.com
TIMMY’S BIG NEWS UPDATES
NOW AVAILABLE: “INSIDE TIMMY’S MIND”
We can all agree on one thing: Timmy’s mind should be on every coffee table in the world…or at least in every bathroom reading basket. ORDER YOUR COPY HERE
In April 2012, Timmy a “Top 12 finalist”, headed out west to compete in a battle royale of clean comedy. It was a 3-city mini-tour followed by the 3-day LIVE TV taping. Check out the trailer for Comedy Tournament – Season II.
Where did Timmy rank after the comedic dust settled? Can’t tell ya. Unfortunately, the final results of the Tournament can not be disclosed until after the show goes to air. Watch for it, Fall 2014.
“TIMMY HAS GONE OFF-AIR”
On Friday, June 21 after 10 months & 1 day, Timmy officially signed off from UCB Canada’s morning show “Rise & Shine”. Timmy decision to leave was rooted in his desire to concentrate fully on live-performance and writing. Listen to his final words HERE